(in The Middle Of A Fight With A Trix)

Flora: Uhm... I...

Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.

Flora: I love you.

Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.

Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.

Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.

Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...

Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.

Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.

Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?

Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.

Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)

WINX BFF:BETWEEN THE WINX AND THE SPECIALISTS THAN NEED TO HAPPEN. AND IN MY HEAD HAPPENS.

Bloom X Nabu: They have to much at their plates, i feel like they do therapy at eachoter, talking about people wanting to kill them and stuff. Everyone wanting them to be the best. I don’t know but i just think they relate at eachoter some stuff. They go on walks and drink coffe and they make cupckakes together.

Stella X Timmy: I mean, no one see this two as friendship, but let me tell you this. They ‘re opposites, and i feel like Stella would help Timmy to be more open and have fun, and Timmy would put Stella feets on the ground. I see them, Stella helping him with his fashion sense and him helping her with her homework. And being that kind of friends that know everything about the other.

Musa X Brandon: This two are eating contest buddies, they watch movies and series. And talk about their crazy couples, and give suport to each other. And they make  corny jokes. I don’t know they just have so much potential.

Flora X Riven: The fact, that this two would be the best best friends in the world. Flora helps Riven with feelings, Riven helps Flora to be a little bit rebelious. I see them going to stores to watch puppies, i see them drinking te and talking about stuff and Riven showing her cuss words, because she needs to know them.

Tecna X Helia: Come’on they’re the parents of the group, they’re the ones who carry the suncream and the sandiwiches for their kids. They’ re the one who have shy couples. I’m sure that Tecna helps Helia to be online and electronics, and Helia to express things in paper, like poems or drawings

Layla X Sky: Royals that don’t wanna be royals with family issues. Come’on this two need more scenes together, season 2 we’re besties you can’t tell me otherwhise. They train together, and do a lot of sports. 

Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena:

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.

Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?

*checking him out*

Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?

Helia: He's in the roof.

*they go to the roof*

Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.

Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?

Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.

Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.

Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.

Riven: I can't...

Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.

Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.

* Ikaris going too Sersi*

Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!

Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!

Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.

Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!

*Flora everytime in season 2 she tried to talk to Helia*

Helia:Hi Flora.

Chatta: Oh boy..

Flora: Hah, this is awkard.

Helia: Uh?

Flora: Not you’re awkard, but just because We’re..

Flora: I’m awkard.. You’r gorgeous.

Helia: Wait what?

Flora: I Gotta die, no! GO!

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEIR COUPLES. GUYS EDITION. Part 1.

Helia.

Random dude: You suck..

Helia: Ok.*unbothered king*

Random dude: Flora sucks, and she’s a basic bitch.

Helia *red anger eyes*: Uhhm? You come into my house... Disrespect my life and soul...hOw dArE yOu? Flora is a work of art, a masterpiece that you dumb motherfucker will never be able to appreciate. Please evaluate your life choices, and don’t you ever dare to talk about her like that: Are we clear? 

Random dude.* leaves scared and crying like a baby*

Riven.

Another random dude: Yeah, that Musa girl is so hot. It sucks that she has that phsyco boyfriend. Because I would defently smash her.

*Riven behind him, staring with a calm face*

Riven: I see you chose deat this morning ChAd *getting ready to beat the shit out of him*

Another random dude: I didn’t me-mean..

Riven: You’re lucky that is me that heard this, and not Muse. *about to punch him*

Another random dude: I-i...

Riven: *knocks him out*: Well that was easy. Oh, fuck. 

Riven*touching him to see if he’s alive*: Mehh he’s alive. SeLFIE!

Riven *does the selfie*: Oh, Musa is going to love this!

Brandon.

Random karen*whispering loudly to another karen*: Yeah I asked princess Stella about Solaria history and she didn’t now it, not to be brattie, but my Gretchen is more smart than tha princess. And besides I don’t know how Radius deal with such a daugther, and that poor boy friend. My Gretchen deserves him.

Brandon *keeping his cool*: Hi, would you accompany me?

Random Karen*trying to touch his face*: Oh, sure.You’re so handsome.

Brandon:Yeah I know. But I’m going to ask you to leave the castle.

Random Karen: Excuse me?

Brandom: Yes, excuse you. You’re a disgusting human beign. And I don’t want a sad bitter woman insulting my girlfriend in her own castle. Who by the way, she’s dosen’t need to know the history because she makes history everyday saving everyone ass. And I don’t know your Gretchen, but I feel sorry for her, if she has to put up with your bullshit. Stella is ten time smarter than you, right now your wearing one of her dress colection, which by the way not even the dress can help you with that tucan nouse. And don’t you worry about the king and Stella, they have a perfectly good relationship. And the saddest part if you think I feel poor besides my golden girl, I can assure that she makes the happiest men ever. And I don’t give a shit who you’re, because if you say something about her one more time I will kill you with my own hands. Now leave.

*The Karen leaves quickly*

Brandon: Now, lets find another sandwich.

Timmy.

Random mean girl: Yeah, she’s like a computer. You can hear her bip, bip.

Random sidekick mean girl: Oh my gosh you’re so right, she’s such a nerd.

Random mean girl: Besides they she’s speaks it sounds like im talking to my phone. 

Random sidekick girl:Tecna is such a loser.

Timmy:* opening his computer with a side smile*

Timmy:*hacking everything of their computers*

Timmy:*posting embarasing photos of them*

Random sidekick girl: WhAt just happend?

Timmy: I think you guys got hacked.

Random mean girl:Fix it!

Timmy: I’m sorry i didn’t knew how i do it, it just clicked it self. I’m so sorry “NERDS”.

*leaving with a big smile*

Nabu.

Random racist piece of shit: Yeah, she one of the winx girls. I think they have her for petty. She’s hot, but don’t get me wrong. She sucks at misions. Princess Stella had to save her ass like two time’s the last mision I saw in tv.

Nabu*passing by but hearing everything*: Yeah, what a shame of women. I mean she’s like super badass in the mision right? I mean she can go trought water like nothing. Oh I forgot you hate her just because she’s black. Listen to me racicst motherfucker, educate yourself. And don’throw shit at my girl. Because the next time I hear this kind of comments, you will become literally a fucking rat.

* The racisct guy leaves but no before laughing an pretending he’s not scared*

*turning him into a rat anyways*

 Nabu:The sad part is that he already is a rat, poor dude.

Sky.

Random shithead: So yeah, I can believe that she’s the leader of the winx, she’s so self-involve. Like so annoying.

Sky:Who are you talking about?

Random shithead: No one.

Sky: Ok, bye.

Sky: * taking off his phone*

Sky: They’re not allowed to come near Erakleon ever again.

Phastos: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how " hot" you are.

Druig: It not a joke, it never was. I'm legit a snack.

Phastos*deep breathe*

Kingo: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out".

Sprite: Kingo you ignorant slut.