“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

He's mine!

Summary: Another girl flirts with your boyfriend, Castiel then tells you he can do better. Your response is to put the bitch in her place and claim what’s yours.

Warning: Some swearing, attempted bullying and body shaming?

Pairing: Castiel/Reader

One shot. Don’t ever let anyone else make you feel ashamed about your body or inferior. If they give it then give it back harder.

You weren’t the kind to go out clubbing or bars. You preferred to stay in, reading books or kissing your boyfriend, Castiel. Castiel was an Angel and being an Angel, he had perks and advantages you found he loved to use on you. Tonight however, you and Cas decided to join the Winchesters at a bar after a successful hunt.

When you got there, you and Cas went to find a table while the boys went straight to the bar to order the drinks. You rested your head on Cas’s shoulder, his fingers running through your hair. You sighed in contentment. Feeling the urge to take a leak, you got up and turned to him. “I’ll be back in a minute. I just need to go to the bathroom, okay?”

He smiled softly at you. “Okay.”

Five minutes later and you were done. You exited the bathroom and looked up only to frown at the sight you see. Your frown turns into a scowl. There with a hand on your boyfriend, was a girl with a bad dye job....and she was touching your boyfriend!

The nerve of her! Who the hell does she think she is? You fumed. You stormed over there until you stood directly behind her. Castiel’s eyes widened at the sight of a pissed off you. You coughed to get her attention and said, “Um, do you mind not touching my boyfriend?” You weren’t outright rude....not yet, but the warning was clear. Don’t touch what’s mine.

The girl turned around and eyed you up and down in distaste. You gritted your teeth and forced yourself not to do something stupid…like knock the stupid tart out. “Your boyfriend? Please, don’t make me laugh. He can do so much better than to go for someone like you. You’re not even pretty, you got no sense of style and seriously? Don’t kid yourself sweetie. I'm way better than you, have a body to die for, I mean, c’mon! Look at yourself!”

By now the Winchesters had returned and were standing nearby awkwardly with wide eyes and pale faces. Uh oh. They had heard what she said and were now waiting for your response. They knew from first hand experience that you often got vicious towards other girls when they tried it on with Cas, especially when you tell them he’s already taken and they’re stupid enough to keep trying.

This time was no different 

You growled furiously and grabbed her arm. A loud slap resounded and she stared at you in shock, holding her now red cheek. But you weren’t done. Not by a long shot. “And just who the fuck are you to talk to me like that? You don’t know me nor do you know him cause if you did then you’d know you’re wasting your time since he’d never go out with a nasty ass bitch like you. We’re together and we love each other very much and no one is gonna get in the way of that. You’re pathetic! Look at yourself. Only desperate, pathetic tramps go after someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend while they’re with someone else. You’re nothing but a low class whore thinking you’re better than other girls when in reality, you’re nothing but trash!” You took a threatening step towards her and said condescendingly, “Sweetie, I suggest for your sake that you find someone else that will look at something disgusting like you twice, to play with. Or things are about to get ugly. He's mine!”

The girl glared at you in embarrassment and anger but you refused to back down. You barely noticed the silence and tension as the others watched the scene unfold. You were to busy being territorial. He was yours damnit and you protected what was yours. Simple.

The girl seemed to realize no one was going to help her, so with an angry huff she stomped off. You stared after her with a victory smirk before turning back to Castiel and grabbing his blue tie and pulling him towards you, lips crashing together in a harsh kiss. Castiel moaned into your mouth, his hands instantly going to your hips. He pulled you onto his lap and deepened the kiss, making you groan in pleasure. Your hands tangled in his dark hair and pulled hard.

“Who do you belong to?” You demanded.

His eyes went wide and he groaned. “Y-you.”

“You got that right.” You turned to Sam and Dean who looked straight-up uncomfortable. “I don’t know about you guys but Cas and I are going back to the bunker. It seems Cas needs to learn his lesson about who it is he belongs to.” Castiel licked his lips, eyes wide and dilated in lust while the boys exchanged grossed out looks.

A moment later, you both vanished.

Source: fanpop.com

I had a bad habit of deleting my work if I didn't like it. I had to train myself out of it.

My Dear fellow writers. PLEASE THINK ABOUT ORPHANING YOUR AO3 FICS INSTEAD OF DELETING THEM!

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There is nothing more heartbreaking for a reader than seeing this between their bookmarks.

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And it's not very complicated to do. Just click to edit your work and then look in the upper right corner.

And once there follow these instructions.

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On a slightly related note but directed more toward the readers.

Don't be the asshole who creates Collections and then puts them on private. THIS HIDES THE STORY FROM EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU AND THE AUTHOR.

Everyone else sees this:

Collections being private and hidden are meant for things like Secret Santa Fic Exchanges (not what they're actually called but you get the point) where all the fics can get revealed simultaneously.

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IN CONCLUSION. Please don't delete your stories without at least considering orphaning them AND don't ask authors to let you add their fics to your collections only to then hide them from all other readers.

in case you wondering what twitters like rn the answer is "not good"

Why is it when I type in Castiel x reader in the bar, it comes up with a load of Dean crap or Dean x reader crap?? Like, I specifically typed in CASTIEL X READER. Not Dean x reader. If I wanted that, I'd have typed it in. Learn to tag people!!

Has she been found yet? If not then I hope she will be soon

***!URGENT!***

Okay so this is a jumble to explain but it’s basically about Marina Joyce. 

  In short, she is a Youtuber that is believed to be kidnapped, in an abusive relationship she cannot escape and most likely having to forcibly take drugs and hallucinogens. The Police were not able to get in contact with her and although they have before, they were called off and it was explained on social media there is reasonable evidence to display that she does not even control her own social media accounts.

MORE INFORMATION: https://justpaste.it/wm1b   

    and there’s even more if you search for it on tumblr where people are putting the pieces together little by little so it seems!

She uploads videos every Thursday but it’s undeniable how uncomfortable she is in them.  She looks so shaky and her old videos she was such a happy, glowing and outgoing girl. Now she is literally a paranoid, disheveled, panicky WRECK being directed by some unknown face behind the camera.

There is something fishy going on and it petrifies me. It hits my gut hard and gives me chills. And I don’t get shaken up easily!

  The point of this is to  SPREAD THE WORD. She has over 600,000 fans who know what’s happening and even used to date KSI’s Brother but for some reason, NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS ON YOUTUBE. It’s like nobody knows, not even NEWS CHANNELS.

I HAVE A PLAN

Hear me out, my plan is that we message Scarce. Scarce is a huge Youtube News Channel that has helped so many others in the past and he NEEDS to get ahold of this. 

HIS TWITTER IS @JOHNSCARCE

Because he is so huge, I think Twitter would be the best way to contact him but 

HERE IS HIS YOUTUBE

NOTE: IT DOES NOT HAVE TO STOP HERE. DM LEAFY, DM GRADEAUNDERA, DM PYROCYNICAL, DM IHE, DM PHILIP DEFRANCO,  DM FUCKING KEEMSTAR IF YOU WANT.  HELL, DM COMEDYSHORTSGAMER, HE IS HER EX. 

The most we can do is spread the word.

an explanation is not owed

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