The Whole Idea Of A Job Is Crazy.

I find it funny how most of you autistify Will as the picky eater, the one who has an issue with texture, bliblibliblobloblo when Hannibal is canon this. Like no, okay, OPEN YOUR EYES, hannibal is the literal picky eater, tons of special interests, obsessed about extremely specific things, goes on and on and on about his hyperfixations, most likely has a problem with texture because why else would he be so picky about his clothes and the quality of them, the lightening in his house and office are always dim and moody. please okay. Will is like "I'll eat whatever, even rocks" he's a dog, he is freakish about some things but come ONNNNN, hannibal wins the tism on this one

i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

here's how hannibal would get my ass: i would say fuck by accident at his house and he would spread my skin so thin it would be like paper and he would turn me into a manga and draw the pages with blood. he would go 'hoho! you tell a much better story when you're dead' and it would be gay sex manga of him and will. He would show will his new manga and say ‘the restrictions the manga medium pose are rather daunting. Every panel must be filled up accordingly, every layout meticulously considered, every margin of the page hindering one’s movement. Tell me will are you too confined within a box are you merely lines in the graphic work of god’ and will would say ‘I hate you Hannibal ’ and then Hannibal would cry

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

words to use instead of ________

"Mad"

aggravated, angry, annoyed, boiling, cross, enraged, exasperated, fuming, furious, heated, incensed, indignant, irate, irritable, livid, offended, outraged, riled, steamed, storming, upset

"Nice"

amiable, charming, cordial, courteous, delightful, favorable, friendly, genial, gentle, gracious, helpful. inviting, kind, lovely, obliging, peaceful, peachy, pleasant, polite, swell, sympathetic, tender, welcoming, well-mannered, winning

"Pretty"

alluring, appealing, attractive, beautiful, charming, cute, delightful, desirable, elegant, eye-catching, fair, fascinating, gorgeous, graceful, intriguing, lovely, pleasing, striking, stunning, sweet

"Said"

alleged, argued, asked, asserted, babbled, bellowed, bragged, commented, complained, cried, declined, demanded, denied, encouraged, expressed, giggled, growled, inquired, moaned, nagged, rebuked, rebutted, replied, rejected, retorted, roared, scolded, shrieked, shrugged, stated, taunted, vowed, warned, whined, whispered, yelled

"Went"

avoid, bolt, bound, depart, exit, escape, flee, fly, hike, hop, jaunt, jolt, journey, leap, leave, lurch, march, mosey, move, pace, parade, pass, progress, retreat, saunter, scoot, skip, split, step, stride, stroll, tour, travel, vanish

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

the way Hannibal nuzzles Will with his head… I’m ill

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

I'm crying I was at the Dollar Tree and my friend used those little 25 cent machines to get a plush keychain. THEY GOT A JOJO SIWA STICKER SET 😭