Happy Patrick Day To My Fav Sleazeball ☘️🇮🇪

OH WOW!! WOW!! WOWWWWW!! (⊙ _ ⊙ )

hey guyssss. i’m not dead, i’ve just been busyyy

but i’m writing a black beauty pt. 2 and i’m sure it’ll come out soon (probably)

so yeah!!! stay healthy and happy <3

someone said something about how the em dash (—) is a sign of ai use but the em dash is literally my baby ☹️. i overuse the em dash because i love it so much, how am i supposed to stop using it 😢

what 1975 songs do you associate with artrick? i feel like there’s so many that are applicable…. 🎾🏓

I LOVE THIS QUESTION!!!

the first song that popped into my head was

about you because of the whole “do you think i have forgotten about you?” (and the whole song) is literally sooooo artrick coded.

i couldn’t be more in love. “and what about these feelings I've got? we got it wrong and you said you'd had enough. but what about these feelings i got? i couldn’t be more in love.” …yeah 💔

nothing revealed / everything denied. “life feels like a lie, i need something true. is there anybody out there? life feels like there’s something missing, maybe it’s you.” ☹️

anobrain. “and i was thinking ‘bout leaving again. it all depends, are we just friends?” 💔💔

that got very sad very quickly… anyway YEAH!!! THAT’S MY ANSWER!!!

possibly a hot take(?) on zendaya in nolan's the odyssey:

as a really big greek/roman mythology nerd: i don't think that zendaya (supposedly) playing athena is a great idea. not because she doesn't have the acting capability or she doesn't look that part or that she's in too many movies (which is a really dumb reason in my opinion). i don't think it's a good idea because tom holland is playing telemachus (odysseus's son). athena acts a motherly guidance/figure to telemachus, navigates his journey to adulthood, mentors him, and inspires him. with zendaya and tom being together, i don't think that that's going to translate to the screen that well.

i really hope that that's a rumor because as much as that movie is going to be a complete disaster (inaccuracy issues), i think this will be another factor that'll add on that. i'd MUCH RATHER prefer zendaya to play someone else, maybe circe??? i love z but no thank you.

(I COULD BE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT THIS AND IT COULD BE REALLY GREAT!! JUST MY THOUGHTS CURRENTLY)

stanford!art x tutor!reader

stanford!art who won’t admit it but he actually is having a hard time adjusting to not having a roommate (aka not sharing a bed with patrick)

stanford!art who is having trouble managing his time between tennis and school and partying so the athletic department assigns you to be his tutor

stanford!art who is a lot nicer than you expect given his usual icy demeanor, once you get to know him he’s actually a sweetheart

stanford!art who gets distracted during your tutoring sessions whenever you wear a low cut top, eyes glued to your chest with his mouth hanging open a little. you laugh waving your hand in front of his face “hello? Art? you with me?”

stanford!art who takes you to your first frat party because “i can’t believe you’ve never been but now that i think about it your too smart and definitely too pretty to be hanging out with these people anyway”

stanford!art who thinks you can’t go shot for shot with him but he ends up tapping out first because “holy fuck y/n how’d you get ur tolerance so high?”

stanford!art who ends up stumbling back with you to your dorm room, rambling on and on about how pretty he thinks you are “your face is so distracting jesus. can’t even fucking concentrate. your eyes are so brown, so pretty like chocolate. i love chocolate, so good, sweet, creamy. do you like chocolate?” you laugh it off

stanford!art who admits he has feelings for you during your last tutoring session “do you have facebook?” your confused because you don’t what that is. “i- i’m just trying to ask for you number”

stanford!art who you’ve been seeing for the past 3 months and you’ve been to every stanford tennis match since

stanford!art who is the biggest munch you’ve ever met, eats pussy like his life depends on it, moaning, whimpering into you, and humping the bed when he can to get friction. your slick mixed with his saliva running down his chin

stanford!art who is the only guy you’ve ever met that cums from eating pussy

i made these giggling and kicking my feet back and forth

can’t believe some ppl only know mike faist from challengers. they don’t even know that max’s mom brought cookie cake for everyone :/

salivating, you would deadass have to PRY me off of his man

okay yeah maybe i do want super sweet, super soft professor!art who knows its kind of fucked up that he wants one of his students so bad but finds it almost impossible to resist you. he does his best when you’re looking up at him with those big, pretty eyes, sitting on his desk in a skirt that he wishes you’d pull down just a little bit. you stress him out so bad — like, unbutton-his-shirt-and-throw-his-jacket-somewhere-across-the-room-while-overheating-and-maybe-tearing-up-a-little bad.

he feels like such a perv but you’re so pretty and smell so good and you’re so (kind of) smart. it’s not his fault that you just pop into his head when he’s jerking off, it’s not his fault that he’s had to start sitting at his desk for the duration of every class to hide his perma-boner from everyone when you’re around —none of this is his fault.

or at least that’s what he tells himself to sleep at night.