Nerdy Prudes Is So Funny, It's Like: Local Prude Grace Chasity Has One (1) Sexual Fantasy. Six Dead,

yk I didn't really love the cameron liking house arc (though I still think it serves its purpose decently) but it becomes infinitely funnier to me if you add in my hc that s1-3 chase absolutely also thought house was hot. because suddenly every interaction between them just feels like

cameron: (oh god what if he finds out I want to have sex with house) hey, what's up?

chase: (oh god what if she finds out I want to have sex with house) not much, you?

- i'm italian and this is hurting me - it's from a chicago dungeon

Jimmy is finally taking responsibility

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

MCU movies they should stop making

All of them

Marvel movies they SHOULD be making:

Deadpool vs the HOA

Deadpool gets hired as a high school girls' synchronized swim team coach

Deadpool enters an international Mahjong tournament

Deadpool corners the market on luxury pigeon breeding

what the fuck is wrong with wilson. why was bro willing to pay $1K for house to get back his bloodstained carpet ??? and then convinced cuddy to get it back for him by telling her he’s probably autistic, dude.

watching greys anatomy as a house md enjoyer is so funny because you've got the greys team agonising over whether to lie to a patient or smthn and then over on house's team they're breaking into houses every day, they're commiting medical malpractice like it's breathing. chase kills a dictator and he's like 'bro help me cover this up' and foreman does it no questions. they just don't care. hatecrimes md crew tops gays anatomy or whatever all day every day

I am running an experiment and trying to satisfy my curiosity on something - please share to increase the sample size as much as possible!

SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION

I don’t ship it but how funny would it be if Xavier hooked up with all of Maddie’s friends. Like first it was Claire, now Nicole, next target is Simon and he’ll have bingo