As A Professionally Annoyed Person I Confirm I Grow Into An Eldritch Monstrosity And Vomit Rays Of Lava

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Phoebe: What time is it? Orion: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Orion: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Oliver: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Orion: It’s 2 am

"Wife" by Mitski is Mariam's theme song.

I cannot bear you a son/but I will try/for if I am not yours, what am I?/I daydream I'd give one a name of my own/For I, even I, even I am alone

I said what I said.

This is a post i only ever imagined myself seeing in screenshots.

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

August really slipped away into a moment in time huh

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high school physics exam questions be like

I was just thinking about this tweet and can’t stop laughing what the fuck was he trying to say