You’ve Been Arrested For A Horrendous Crime And Your Only Ticket To Avoid Life In Prison Is To Become

*calling God*: yeah hello there. Yeah so I saw a mosquito today. Yeah it's November. Yeah in the northern hemisphere. Please explain.

How hard is it to use kilograms instead of FUCKING SNAKES WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA

TIL the first hard drive that could store 1 GB was made in 1980 by IBM and weighed the same as an average adult anaconda. It cost $40,000.

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So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

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Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

I'm sorry but have you SEEN the "current tl" OP visuals in this new episode??? I AM IN AWE WHAT THE SHIT. the colors, the character placement, the EVERYTHING. I LOVE THIS OP TO THE BONE.

thanks for tagging me!!

Last song: Holy mother by Starbenders

Favorite color: red

Last movie/tv show: gilmore girls

Sweet, sour or savory: savory

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: H&M

Current obsession: gilmore girls

No pressure tags: @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist @literallyheretorotaway @romajuliettemai

people i'd like to get to know better tag game

and this is the original post (it got kinda long so im starting a new post ig)

thank you @alistairtalkstomuch for the tag

Last Song: Autumnal Anthology by Pkch

Favourite Colour: it changes a lot but right now maybe dark green?

Last Movie/TV show: Call me by your name

Sweet Sour or Savoury: savoury i think

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: uhh it was either google translate or how to spell conveniently

Current obsessions: Hozier(hes always my obsession tho) and maybe pjo? idk im not really that obsessed about anything atm

no pressure tags @moonlightt444 @lonelycatsblog @delicatemoonishlyfrogx @def-not-kaz-brekker @sunbeammmm @scatteredraysofhope @kirireyn @evermorecatra @is-this--all-there-is @mystickiwi486529 @13callisto @maxhastingsno1hater @typingwithmyhandstied @bookreadingpsycopath

phoebe is so class of 2013 by mitski coded. if you even care

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt. 3

No particular spoilers this time, just vibes \(^-^)/

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Rosalind: You look mentally ill.

Celia: I am. Let’s go.

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Rosalind: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Silas: Throw rocks at he.

Alisa: Hot Dogs.

Celia: Kill him.

Rosalind: Thanks guys.

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Benedikt , opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Roma: We need a distraction.

Phoebe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Alisa, whispering: My time has come.

Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3

Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do

Hey guys!! So I am breaking my several-months-long accidental abandonment of this blog to give my thoughts on Arcane Season 2

Here is The Thoughts:

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Thank you for your time

I don't like to imagine season 7 to have a tragic end, BUT an idea came to me; what if, at the finale, it shows all the apostles going out into the world to preach, it all seems happy and hunky dory, but at the VERY VERY end (an end that some people might miss) it shows how the apostles died.