The Eldritch God Stood Before The Girl, In Almost Human Form. “Your Parents Sold You To Be My Bride.

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

*calling God*: yeah hello there. Yeah so I saw a mosquito today. Yeah it's November. Yeah in the northern hemisphere. Please explain.

yo what if instead of like,, international shipping that pollutes the atmosphere,,, i just threw my package really hard

wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

He talked and i said "emily????"

The power of the writers of The Chosen deciding to make their primary antagonistic Roman Soldier talk like a valley girl.

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awww, thank you so much <3

me after no longer human

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever

#Merry crisis

Did anyone else notice Bram calling Aya "girl" before he told her to run? The word he used for "girl" is "musume" which according to my severely limited knowledge of Japanese means daughter.

why would you say that. what if that was my last straw. what if.

Orion 🤠🔫