I Will Actually Go Insane. Never In My Life Have I Disagreed More With Ryan. And I Generally Believe

Srsly the coleydoesthings video is doing damage to my heart

like this is what I wanted this is what I needed

I've watched so many youtube videos on wish now it's probably not a good thing lol

Mass-production

Today: Mass-production is the death of quality - a scourge of the modern age! The literal, classical Romans: What are you talking about we love our identical friendship cool army swords

Star Trek TOS is that wretched mint plant that refuses to die but refuses to grow enough leaves for you to use them.

Star Trek the original series - my beloved and beloathed

SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT SHAKESPEARE PLEASE

Nettles (alive, dead) and dock leaves

The stinging nettle (Urtica dioica): A bee sting in plant form. Both give you acidic stings, but whilst a bee will die after a single sting, the nettle holds no such melodrama. Importantly, the underside of the nettle has no stinging needles - using this, a nettle leaf can be folded and eaten. Quite delicious, but like oysters, it is best to only chew them just enough to experience the flavour. Unlike oysters, it is an established tea.

The dock leaf (Rumex obtusifolius): The apologetic, unassuming, elder sibling of our funny little trio. Never too far behind the stinging nettle, growing in the same habitat, it is a welcome gift for the unlucky or unwary. Simply crushing it's flat, broad leaf, arranged in small clumps, low to the ground, and rubbing the remains on the sting will greatly ease the pain. Unfortunately, as some kind of earthy punishment for irresponsible agricultural practices, or maybe it's simply prone to seasickness, it did not accompany the stinging nettle on its torment to Australia.

(Important note: it is NOT a certified doctor, and, in fact, does not hold any kind of medical certificate or degree).

The dead nettle (Lamium purpureum): Surprisingly, edible, and harmless enough. It's pretty pink-ish-purple flowers will ruin its disguise in certain seasons, along with its ever-present diminutive size. The dead nettle relies on the terrifying reputation of the stinging nettle to warn away anyone and anything. Yet, it you touch one, you will find no sting. Like if the spirit of the plant it pretends to be manifests in that sting, it finds itself lacking something it will never achieve. However, for the dead nettle, once that sting is proven absent, it's likely already dead - possibly uprooted for its uncanny skill of growing in driveways.

a comic about cuddles

You deserve a calm love with somebody who's your safe space, your best friend, and brings peace to your soul during stressful times.

POV: It's 3am, you're sleep-deprived as heck and you see this coming towards you outside the 7/11

wfa + textposts for funsies