From My New Book ‘Department Of Mind-Blowing Theories’: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

LOKI: Tengo un ejercito...

STARK: Nosotros un Hulk

LOKI: Tengo buen pelo.

STARK: Yo una barba mejor.

LOKI: Soy un Dios

STARK: Yo Robert Downey Jr.

LOKI: ¬_¬

Lobito

heye every one.

Puppy vs lemon

So Wonder Woman first look is a butt look?

And what is she doing? It’s a kinda awkward kick, like if she was pulled by the leg.

Wonder Woman First Look

Agree

Top 5 Avatar (ATLA/ALOK) characters?

When i tell people that Avatar: The Last Airbender is in my top 3 tv shows of all time they just don’t get it. They’re all like

and i’m all like

TOP. THREE. Of alllllll time. Out of every single tv show i’ve watched i rate it as the third best. There’s only 2 other tv shows i rater higher (Buffy, Red Dwarf).

A “kids” show has absolutely no right to be that good. I’ve said that before many times but i’m not wrong.

The world building is A+. The characters. The story.

JUST WATCH IT YA HEATHENS!

ANYWAYS!

NUMBER FIVE!

SOKKA

Has no powers but can still hold his own. He starts out as a bit of a clownshoe but matures. Kind of. And he’s smarter than he lets on. He’s like the batman of their gang tbh. Kind of.

NUMBER FOUR!

KATARA

She has to mature fast due to things and stuff. She’s the driving force of team Avatar.

NUMBER THREE!

ZUKO

Greatest redemption arc in any tv show or film ever. The only thing that could have topped this is if they made another season or two and Azula got her redemption arc (it was planned).

NUMBER TWO!

TOPH

She might be blind but it doesn’t stop her being the greatest earthbender of all time. She’s also very sarcastic. And a total badass. TBH it was close between her and Zuko. They can have joint second place.

NUMBER ONE!

UNCLE IROH!

Not only is he the best Avatar character but he’s also one of the best fictional characters of all time.

Fucking some dude tries to mug him and he’s all ‘you cannot mug people with that stance’ and he disarms him and then shows him a better stance and THEN sits the guy down and gives him some tea and sorts his life out for him.

BUT there was more to him than wise words and tea. Dude was also known as The Dragon of the West. Absolute badass motherfucker.

And the episode that gif is from. I can guarantee you’ll cry when you watch it.

tl’dr: watch Avatar: The Last Airbender or i’ll come to your house and punch you in the lungs.

Shout out to Azula (great bad guy). She would have been 6th.

“She made a planet for herself. Ink rivers flowed to oceans of paint. Her canvas cities were all galleries, libraries, and blissful solitude.” -QuietPineTrees

hello everyone I have created a Buffy discord for all of us fans to get together and talk about the beloved show from (1997-2003.) though the show has been over for quite some time now, the fandom is still going strong. 

thought this discord would be a great way for us to create some new friendships. to talk about our favorite characters, ships, episodes, and battles, etc. I do understand we all have different opinions and faves but as this is a way to just come together I do ask we all be respectful to one another. no hate, or ship wars. just nothing but love! 

all things are welcome here in the discord, and if you’re into the spinoff angel talk about it to your hearts content. as well as anything that tickles your pickle.

if you would like to join and I hope you do please contact me here so I can invite you. a signal boost is also appreciated if this is not your thing. thank you and hope to see you guys there!

Election 299 AL by Izaach

UPCOMING UK/EUROPE tour

i’d like to ask for your help in getting the word out on the tour i’m currently doing.

as you know: it’s…different. it’s just me and a piano (okay, and a ukulele sometimes), telling some of the most honest, hardest (and funniest) stories i’ve ever told. i’ve had a rough eight years: abortions, marriage, childbirth, miscarriage…the death of my very best friend to cancer. WHEEEE. FUN.

but the concert is fun. it’s hard and fun. this isn’t a “concert” as much as it is an intimate catch-up over a bottle of wine, with some of the most personal songs i’ve ever written, and a ton of humor to make the medicine go down.

i know a lot of you already have tickets, but the UK tour is now only about 50% sold out, and the european tour is about the same. some of these halls are HUGE and there’s no chance i’ll sell them out, but i’d like to make sure the halls are at least half full. why did this happen? eh. some very risky and probably slightly erroneous booking choices.

on this tour i will be visiting several cities i’ve never played before including essen, cork, offenbach am main, bexhill, cardiff, limerick, york & dunfermline.

this is such a personal show, and trying to hand-sell it to people who have NEVER seen me before is not an easy task.

it’s why the word of mouth element of spreading the word is so, so, so important.

this is where you come in. if you live in any of the countries that i’m about to hit….HELP ME.

below are some digital show flyers as well as links to the facebook events (where you can RSVP!) and tweets you can share about the shows. if you live within driving distance of any of these shows (or even if you have friends who do) please feel free to SHARE, INVITE and RETWEET to help get the word out. i will be thankful. your friends will be thankful. we will all be thankful. —–

here are the dates, ** in front of the ones that could most use a push.

Sept 04 - Amsterdam - Meervaart  SOLD OUT Sept 06 - Berlin - Admiralspalast  SOLD OUT **Sept 11 - Munich - Kongressaal   **Sept 13 - Offenbach - Capitol   Sept 14 - Vienna - Konzerthaus  SOLD OUT **Sept 15 - Graz - Stefaniensaal **Sept 18 - Stuttgart - Theaterhaus **Sept 19 - Essen - Colosseum **Sept 20 - Antwerp - De Roma **Sept 24 - Hamburg - Laeiszhalle **Sept 25 - Leipzig - Haus Auensee Sept 26 - Prague - Hybernia **Sept 27 - Luxembourg - Conservatoire Sept 28 - Paris - Bataclan Oct 11 - Copenhagen - Bremen Teater Oct 12 - Stockholm - Södra Teatern  SOLD OUT **Oct 16 - Bexhill - De La Warr Pavilion **Oct 19 - Cardiff - St. David’s Hall **Oct 20 - Cambridge - Corn Exchange **Oct 23 - Cork - Opera House **Oct 24 - Dublin - National Concert Hall **Oct 26 - Belfast - Ulster Hall **Oct 27 - Limerick - University Hall **Nov 01 - Dunfermline - Carnegie Hall **Nov 02 - Glasgow - City Halls   Nov 03 - Manchester - Albert Hall **Nov 04 - York - Opera House **Nov 07 - Newcastle - Tyne Theatre **Nov 24 - Braga - Theatro Circo Dec 05 - London - Union Chapel  SOLD OUT Dec 06 - London - Union Chapel  SOLD OUT Dec 13 - London - Union Chapel  SOLD OUT Dec 14 - London - Union Chapel  *NEW SHOW JUST ADDED!

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ARE YOU INSPIRED TO HELP ME OUT???

YES????

ok!

here are flyers you can share online. FULL EURO/UK TOUR:

IRELAND……

UNITED KINGDOM…..

GERMANY…

FACEBOOK EVENTS!!!!! share them far and wide!!!! please say something personal about the show and album, that always helps.

you can see the full list of events by going here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/amandapalmer/events

here are the facebook event RSVP links for each show:

SEPT 4 Amsterdam, Netherlands (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/264701577764592/?ti=icl

SEPT 6 Berlin, Germany (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/375468023007747/?ti=icl

SEPT 11 Munich, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/266864334244005/?ti=icl

SEPT 13 Offenbach am Main, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/410747979733318/?ti=icl

SEPT 14 Vienna, Austria: https://www.facebook.com/events/2281207468870424/?ti=icl

SEPT 15 Graz, Austria: https://www.facebook.com/events/954726294724620/?ti=icl SEPT 18 Stuttgart, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/264987671063892/?ti=icl SEPT 19 Essen, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/380972189365018/?ti=icl SEPT 20 Antwerp, Belgium https://www.facebook.com/events/304880093506117/?ti=icl

SEPT 24 Hamburg, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/342235476389855/?ti=icl

SEPT 25 Leipzig, Germany: https://www.facebook.com/events/1872830226178929/?ti=icl

SEPT 26 Prague, Czech Republic: https://www.facebook.com/events/1200917240085286/?ti=icl

SEPT 27 Luxembourg, Luxembourg: https://www.facebook.com/events/377549716390842/?ti=icl

SEPT 28 Paris, France: https://www.facebook.com/events/382809662298276/?ti=icl

OCT 11 Copenhagen, Denmark: https://www.facebook.com/events/827034520978278/?ti=icl

OCT 12 Stockholm, Sweden (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/145594809720780/?ti=icl

OCT 16 Bexhill, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/240588620154232/?ti=icl

OCT 19 Cardiff, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/616587492127206/?ti=icl

OCT 20 Cambridge, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/2728840140459354/?ti=icl

OCT 23 Cork, Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/events/367243520776932/?ti=icl

OCT 24 Dublin, Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/events/236071094012144/?ti=icl OCT 26 Belfast, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/576296159509248/?ti=icl

OCT 27 Limerick, Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/events/2542225752458783/?ti=icl

NOV 1 Dunfermline, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/1990517654396342/?ti=icl

NOV 2 Glasgow, Scotland: https://www.facebook.com/events/360854294749081/?ti=icl

NOV 3 Manchester, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/553672878485289/?ti=icl

NOV 4 York, UK: https://www.facebook.com/events/1027476790785166/?ti=icl

NOV 7 Newcastle upon Tyne: https://www.facebook.com/events/396313434246442/?ti=icl

NOV 24 Braga, Portugal: https://www.facebook.com/events/390340044856131/?ti=icl

DEC 5 London, UK (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/355777715151340/?ti=icl

DEC 6 London, UK (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/329877554299264/?ti=icl

DEC 13 London, UK (SOLD OUT): https://www.facebook.com/events/2223949414328698/?ti=icl

DEC 14 London, UK (NEWLY ADDED!):

https://www.facebook.com/events/523527078396797/

use TWITTER!!!! it’s easy. just make sure you’re logged in and go share and retweet these tweets…..

UK/Ireland: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1160954444273586177?s=21 https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1160954445523488769?s=21

GERMANY: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1158415991694602241?s=21

FULL DATES: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1101455833685200896?s=21

NORTHERN IRELAND: https://twitter.com/amandapalmer/status/1141673254115057664?s=21

THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION LANDING PAGE: https://nointermission.amandapalmer.net SHOWS PAGE: http://amandapalmer.net/shows

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