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how come each one of these looks more sinister than the last

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reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Just to add that if your atacker is a woman, go also to the groin. The idea that women are inmune to groin attacks is false. Also punching a boob should hurt a lot.

Other good pointers:

if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP

punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

other delicate areas: 

the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)

the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)

the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)

the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

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LAST Last drink: Fresh water. Last phone call: to my dad to wish him happy new year (who actually phone nowadays?) Last text message: to my wife, she is on her way to pick me up. Last time you cried: I can't remember, probably a year and half ago.

HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice: yep Kissed someone and regretted it: on the long run Lost someone special: kinda Been depressed: nope Been drunk and thrown up: once or twice (one prominently on a work party in front of, if not over, my boss)

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU: Made a new friend: I'm very slow making friends Fallen out of love: Nope Laughed until you cried: Every saturday or so, it's the magic of roleplay Met someone who changed you: Nope Found out who your true friends were: I don't call anyone friend unles i know that they are true ones. Found out someone was talking about you: Nope, but i really don't care

GENERAL: How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: 2 Do you have any pets: nope, i had, i lost them, so i won't again. Do you want to change your name: Nah What time did you wake up this morning: I didn't "wake up this morning" i wake 4:00 pm and i'm working around the clock untill 9:00 am What were you doing last night: Building the SHIELD central on Minecraft Name something you cannot wait for: for my wife to find a job Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I met a thomas once, but he was a prick. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Trying to get to write my book. I just sit down and... not write. Blood type: I should know Nicknames: Erynus Relationship status: Happily married Zodiac sign: Virgo Pronouns: He/Him Favorite TV shows: Person of Interest High school: Yeah, many moons ago Hair colour: black Do you have a crush on someone: my wife What do you like about yourself: Almost everything Tattoos: If you want to endure extreme pain just try to pierce my skin with a needle of any kind. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS: First piercing: The closest to never i can achieve. First best friend: Thany First sport you joined: Horseback riding counts? First vacation: My relatives told me about that time we went to a coastal town when i was 3 or so.

RIGHT NOW: I’m about to: Go home Listening to: the air conditioner in the empty room, nope, floor, nope, building. Waiting for: my wife Want kids: nope. i raised my siblings, enough kids for a life. Get married: already Career: what i love to do, IT Tech. Lips or eyes: Eyes Hugs or kisses: hugs Shorter or taller: shorter Older or younger: younger Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous Sensitive or loud: sensitive Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: partner in crime

HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a stranger: everyone is a stranger until they isn't Drank hard liquor: yep Broken someone’s heart: now i realize i did Been arrested: yep Turned someone down: yep Cried when someone died: i don't think so Fallen for a friend: yep

DO YOU BELIEVE In yourself: of course In miracles: nope In love at first sight: yeah In heaven: nope, nor the afterlife at all In Santa Claus: nope, sorry.

Just to point that GRU never was part of KGB (that is a separation which i want to made patent in my book). GRU is military intelligence, it is around since 1918 and by the name since 1942 and is still active (kinda SEAL team 6). KGB on the other hand is just civil intelligence (much like CIA) with both national (KGB) and international (SVR) reach. Anyway, cause the Red Room project she can be a full fledged agent at age of 9.

The problem I have with Natasha being born in 84/a full fledged KGB agent is that the MCU follows real-world history relatively closely. The Soviet Union collapsed in '91. If she was born in 84, there's actually no way she could have been a full-fledged KGB agent. It's just not possible. She could potentially be SVR RF or GRU (most likely GRU), but it just isn't possible for her to have been KGB at the age of 7.

I’m not going to say it could never happen, but I do doubt it. The screenwriters for CA:TWS (and CA:CW and A:IW) were asked a question about Natasha’s age before CA:TWS came out:

The comics obviously have this history between Winter Soldier and Black Widow, although Black Widow, as far as we know, was not born in WWII. Was there a different way you could approach that dynamic between them?

CM: They have crossed paths.SM: Yeah, we will leave it at that. But yeah, we acknowledge all of that stuff. We get it, but it’s—CM: Then you wind up in Infinity Formula territory where everyone is a 100 years old. That’s a strange world. [X]

So I really do doubt that Natasha is going to turn out to be secretly older. Which brings me to your point about the KGB. I think there is an easy explanation for why she said KGB.

Ease of storytelling.

Listen I’m a history nerd so this annoys me too, but what it boils down to is this: if you say “KGB” audiences around the world know instantly who you are talking about. And more importantly, audiences of English-language popular culture know that the KGB are the “bad guys”. If Natasha had sat there and said GRU, the vast majority of the audience would have no idea what she was talking about, and they would have had to extend the scene for her to explain to Steve (and the audience) what that was which would have A. increased the running time and B. dampen the emotional punch of her line. So from a storytelling pov, it makes perfect sense to use the KGB even when it makes no historical sense at all. 

I think that if we ever get some sort of explanation for her line in the future, it is much more likely that the filmmakers would explain it one of two ways:

the MCU’s KGB continue on after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, and never split into the GRU and the SVR RF like in our world

Parts of the KGB - like Department X - went underground either after the failed August coup or when the Belavezha Accords was signed.

Either explanation could work and the difference between our world and the MCU could easily (and conveniently) be explained/blamed on HYDRA manipulating events from the shadows.