I Realized My WIP Currently Has “someone Will Die/of Fun” Energy But It’s More Like:

Tianlang-Jun love advice be like

"Find the coldest, meanest bitch you can, then cling to her and wail pathetically until she marries you"

LBH: But dad I'm—

TLJ: Just change the pronouns. gay ass son.

Ftm Yin Yu ftm Yin Yu

Do you know angel engine?

Commissions open !

@k0mmari I LOVE THE WATCHERS THEY LOOK SO CUTE! Its just all fabric hdjfjkfk 😭

If YQY is a big fluffy livestock guardian dog that’s happy just being in the presence of SJ, and LBH is one of those hellspawn Pomeranians that is only content when being held by SY and will attempt to maul anyone else that touches him, LQG is one of those border collies that will herd a completely random herd of sheep and maybe a couple of children directly into the bamboo house

if sy's brothers in the modern world are actually yqy and sj i will riot. bc sy has been subjected to their "divorced but never married" and "i will kill for you but i will not tell you that i love you" shtick that he will create spotify playlists for them, lovingly labeled as follows:

- "er-ge when da-ge fucks up again" with the sassiest breakup songs ever. sy def plays it in the car when qijiu has their monthly cold shoulder fights (yqy is tearing up). possibly includes good 4 u, abcdefu, ain't shit

- "da-ge internally" feat. the saddest and most lovesick songs ever. i feel like devil's backbone def fits. can't think much bc i am in class rn

sy and his meimei plays "bad idea right?" every now and then bc they're getting tired of qijiu's shit

Yue Qingyuan is a master of reframing. Unfortunately for the rest of CQM, he is both their leader and head of HR.

(Thanks to @gaywarcriminals for the input!)

"All those empty rooms

We could have been anywhere, anywhere else

Instead, I made a bed with apathy

My heart knew the weight

Ten years worth of dust and neglect

We made our peace with weariness and let it be..."

(Song: The Moon will Sing by the Crane Wives)

shit posts n the like

thanks @airplanecrashingdown for sending me some of these LMAO