Damn This Stuff Fire

getting for dinner?

SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear…. naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAO

I drank shampoo

Bro I want to get a hair cut but last time I got a haircut I looked like Will Byers

A snake walks into a bar and the bar tender says how did you do that

I will bark for this man

#joshfutturman

Listen to me

A Spider-Man that’s not flexible

Have you guys realized that people who play Slime Rancher never complain about the protagonist being a women

I want to go up to Eric Cartman and DECK him.