WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT ART SMH HAND OVER THE TALENT

How many more days of school leftttttttttttttt

tf...

i just realized... its fucking february already

.how. what. when. wtf. why. it should be like. january???? i feel like Christmas break was like a week ago???? but also. it feels like its been 5 months already????

hm

anyway

i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.

anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

time to spray it with fixative again

update: cabinet has been ransacked, lollipop found and promptly eaten

you know a pencils wood is bad quality when you bite it and the wood just like collapses and now theres a huuuge dent in your pencil.

springtide of blossoms, usher of blooms

k-kohakue MWAH MWAH BABE MY LOVER MY CUTIE PIE, MY ONE OUNCE OF FLOUR, MY HONEY PIE SWEETIE POOKIE HRU??? MWHA I LOCE YOUHEHEH MWAH

...i'm not sure this is an ask for me...

SUCCESS

I HAVE DONE IT

I HAVE ALTERED THE CODE OF SOMETHING I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH(LIKE AT ALL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS CODE IS TALKIGN ABOUT)

AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!

nero? pshhh. borING.

agrippina? YES PLS SHES SO COOL AND INTERESTING AND MURDEROUS