Happy One Day After You 11th Birthday, Big Guy. You Deserve The World.

Might sound like a strange question, but how do porn stars get their cum to be so white?

I drink bleach personally. Not sure how the other guys do it.

Funny because there aren't even two vertical miles of atmosphere on Earth.

Well, that sucks.

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

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once the veil began to envelop sirius, he no longer saw the mortal world. but rather the world he was entering: the afterlife.

you just know

that after fourteen long years, sirius finally saw james again. 

It looks like a teddy bear come to life

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Gravity Falls Characters as Vines

https://youtu.be/84Bs1VATOfk