Two Goths Enjoying A Salad 

few things in my life are more frustrating than watching this creature that I’ve raised since she was a hatchling fail so monumentally at the simple act of EATING SOMETHING PLACED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

Now that's some tongue-in-cheek humor

dear people who work out in booty shorts:

How?

Doesn't booty sweat get everywhere?

Does your ass stick to gym equipment?

How do you handle the wedgies?

I don't understand.

Reblog if you are or are into:

Daddy, dom, master, pet, slave, kitty, kitten, baby girl, little girl, baby doll, princess, etc.

Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones

“Missandei. Tell a joke.”

Just an FYI guys, HeartProgress has actually convinced some people that pedophilia is LGBT+. This is not just a satire account anymore, it’s doing severe damage to the LGBT+ community and it needs to be shut down IMMEDIATELY.

BLAZ ROJS

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