Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, Jessie Paege, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Garrett Watts, Dan And Phil, John Mulaney.

what is wrong with me

so its cheeto that may have given its skin to nancy bobofit vs moldy onion for the devils year 2020

yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls

*drinks dry cereal* *eats milk with cereal still in mouth* *swallows and chokes to heck without a heck pass*

my superpower will be to rewrite the past (change events without having gone back like writing the past to fit my tastes on a piece of paper and it happening)

If you had a superpower of your choosing but the person to reblog chose a side effect, what would you chose?

hm

depends on how severe they’re allowed to make the side effect🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔but I would love to slow down time for periods of time, while I’m able to move around. Or percentages, which would give me control over everything. Like the chance I’ll get one million dollars tmrw??? Boosting that up to 100 percent😌

i- all those gabriel x marinette videos on youtube that i saw are coming back to bite me i was young and i was disgusted (still am) the plit of most the videos i watched was marinette + adrien = love gabriel + marinette = one sided love so adrienette are on a date/getting married (and caught the badly done photoshop/editing/whatever) and p3d0ph1l3 gabe falls inlove with mari and kidnaps her and NOBODY stops him so he captures her locks ber hp in his evil lair (she doesnt love him at all) adrien chat noirises himself and saves marinette (im probably lucky to have never wandered upon one where mari gets stockholm syndrome)

edit: im tempted to watch one of the videos. i think ive seen one thats a whats it called made up of fanarts of marigabe/gabrienette and i think i remember one of adrien (who doesnt look aged up and neither dose mari) where he has no idea that his father is daying his classmate whos 14 (i think) and then his father drops the big illegal bomb and says that shes his stepmother (i dont remember the exact bomb but just dating is the big bomb) and i think from my memries tehy were in a inappropriate position and kissing (with theur clothes ON there's atleast one line that fanartist wont cross) i think thats all.

yoted

U.K no im not k

help ive been infected with the jk rowling your gay hes shes gay im gay i csnt stop its scaring me i dont remember the last time i shiped something straight

not even the duck of creativity can save me

part 3