Same!!! Just Everyone Thinking This Poor Funky Little Human Got Wrapped Up In This Nonsense While Danny

Writing Prompt

Elves don’t get headaches- but Elrond is half man so...

The elves in Rivendell walking on eggshells whenever Elrond complains that his head hurts.

Lindir babying Elrond whenever he has a bad headache. Cutting his food, organizing his paperwork, making sure everyone keeps quite, playing soothing songs Ect.

Elrond secretly loves it.

Au where Deku and Bakugo are actual friends, Deku remains quirkless and gets into the hero course.

Class 1A: BuT hOw CaN yOu Be A hErO wItHoUt A qUiRk

Deku: who needs a quirk when I have Kacchan

Class1A: who’s Kacchan

Bakugo bursting in from down the hall: Deku you’ve summoned me - who do I get to kill!

I know the writers meant for it to be Damien insulting Tim by saying he’s a girl like misogyny

But also he is literally Talias son so...

Also just imagine Tim retaliating like okay you know what bet!

Tim *wears a dress*

Damian *makes fun of him*

Tim *wears an immodest dress*

Damian: why do I suddenly feel protective?

Tim *in an immodest dress getting HIT ON*

Damian: why do I suddenly want to commit murder !?!?

Also

Damian: this is the one you respect! Him? He’s in a ball gown !

Ra Al Gul : grandson I’ve been alive for centuries I do not fucking care ! Also look at him he just used his high heel to take down two shadows if. Anything this just makes him more impressive!

Damian *screams*

Tim: *is engulfed in a floor-length cape with only his mouth and chin showing*

Damian: 

Family Discussions-

Me finally sleeping after days of insomnia. My cute dog cuddling on top of me.

Alarm goes off.

The both of us: devisated and crying.

Anyway how’s your day going?

Okay but maybe that show not existing in their world.

Imagine how’d creepy they’d find it… like why does the ghost king want this???

Is he making a body????

Hopping on the “Danny wants a weird and inconvenient summoning ritual” bandwagon with this fantabulous idea:

Danny requires all of the ingredients (in the correct amounts) listed in the FMA recipe for resurrecting humans. 

Members of the JLD have been using this summoning for years, to the point that they have it memorized (as any good anime fan should). They only find out it’s a meme after mentioning it in front of somebody’s sidekick. They do not live it down.

Writing Prompt: #1

As far as the other races are concerned “pinky promises” are super serious.

Tilda was crying, clinging to Thranduil’s robes.

Tilda: No! Your not allowed to leave!

Thranduil: Tilda please don’t cry I -

Tilda: But what if you die! What if you leave and never comeback!

Thranduil: Tilda sweetheart I promise to do all in my power to return as quickly as I can.

She extended her little finger out to him: Pinky promise

Thranduil: A what?

Tilda grabbed his hand gently wrapping her finger around his then shaking it: Now promise and it has to come true!

———

And Thranduil returned within the month.

Omg these little shits would have so much fun with it too!!

Fanfic writers to your keyboards!!!

Tag me I beg of you XD

Due to a series of general shenanigans, the JL come to believe that Phantom and Captain Marvel are divorced. (This is mostly because Black Adam and Pariah Dark were actually married, but that’s a story for later.) Now, as Captain Marvel is obviously very lonely and glaringly single, they’re trying to get the two back together. These actions have consequences.

Ghost Helpline Part 5

“Tt-” Damian opened his phone as soon as he received the second notification, his ‘colleges’ were making too much insipid noise.

“What just happened,” Hal held his head in his hands. He really thought nothing else’s could surprise him anymore. Monsters, magic, hell Hal dealt with aliens everyday… yeah right he dealt with aliens every day. Different cultures, values and morals. And after all what’s an interdenominational demon but another type of alien? Hal settled down next to Barry, this wasn’t bad. Right this wasn’t bad at all kids an are still just kids no matter the species.

Clark took control of the meeting outlining everything that had happened and going over the next steps with the magicians. Constantine insured everyone that there was such a thing as ‘good’ demon, but that they were not the type to want to involve themselves with humans … like at all. Which left the group at an impasse.

“I’m not saying she’s evil or anything! She might just be a sweet girl but she is still dangerous. Demons are known for their greed and deception. Even if she isn’t strong enough to fight any of us she can just as easily trick one of you idiots out of your lives.” John hated all of this. He hated working with the justice losers, he hated himself for dragging a kid into this mess and he was just so tired.

Red Robin fingers were clicking quick and sharp, making a file on Konstelacio. Writing down looks, personality and of course theories. “Tim! You can’t just put in “ex-criminal” or “disease” maybe her skin is just like that!”

“Then why wasn’t any of it on her face?”

“Tt- unlike the rest of you, some of us are actually doing something important here.”

“Robin we are trying to strategize-“

“Yes well I am am trying to zero in on her location.”

The room quieted.

“Robin report.”

“She was in Wisconsin a few minutes ago, some forest in the middle of nowhere. I’ll share the coordinates.” Dick was absolutely appalled, “When did you put a tracker on her?!?! Oh my god what if she figures it out and comes back to hurt you! What were you thinking?” Wait… no, oh damn it Damian, “It was on the handkerchief wasn’t it?” That’s why Damian had been so ready to part with it. He would admit that it was clever, but this was his little brother! Dick had every right to worry.

“Well where is she now?”

“Pismo, California where else.”

Barry felt Hal tense next to him, “Bear, Bear please tell me that isn’t where the dragon is.”

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Billy Batson boarded the javelin, missions with Dr. Fate were the worst! He missed Nelson. The man had a way of making conversation, of keeping Nabu silent. This new Dr Fate just didn’t know went to stop, and was just so uptight! No wonder Klarion hates the guy.

Billy sighed at least he’d be home soon. Well one of them at least… he wondered if his family would be done moving into the new house yet. Ugh Gotham

I just want Tim to weaponize his tears

Full on manipulate everyone!

Tim needs to stop Batman half way threw a lecture and make him feel guilty as hell.

Just cry and guilt trip everyone!!!!

What me and my friend want to see in comics!!!

First pic is by Unpretty found it on Pinterest not here uhhh