it snowed here last weekend (we made two snowmen and a snow dalek) and leia discovered snow for the first time! the front door was open so she wandered out to see what was going on, immediately got cold, and then saw that everything was white, panicked, and ran back inside. in conclusion, leia is not a fan.
Cats and snow don’t mix
How to always get the best deals on everything.
WHO LET TOMMY COOK 🗣️🗣️🗣️
damn imagine thinking the only way people have worth is if they never do anything unhealthy. panic must never drink, exercise daily, and always have the correct micronutrients. consider: people are worthy of respect irrelevant of what they eat, and you are a dick.
it’s cool and sexy to be fat and like food
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oh to be at such peace
Unmute !
Paul: 'im not the Messiah!'
Stilgar: 'that sounds like something the Messiah would say!'
the spider in my parents garage: friend shaped. delightful. huge, to be clear, probably the largest native british spider I've ever seen, but proportioned in a friendly and charming way
the spider in their bloody shower: evil. cursed. why is it like that. somehow too many legs??? (still eight legs)
yes insects can be friend shaped or not friend shaped the same way snakes can be
i would like to say an apology to the poor pedestrian who walked by my yard just in time to hear me say "oh you are NOT friend shaped"
i can assure you that i was only speaking to the absolute unit of a fuck off bug that was menacing me while i was innocently trying to inspect my zucchini
el, she / her welcome to my brain dumping ground, expect varying and frequent dumps of a large variety of fandoms, including some fics I'm working on and most likely plenty of cat photos
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