AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! @tuashenanigans OUR METHODS AREN’T WORKING! THE HORNY KEEPS GETTING WORSE!
*Takes Wrench shopping and accidentally toggles all his clothes off so suddenly he's just standing in the middle of the sidewalk in his black undies*
Me, who was not expecting that:
Oh my god I accidently deleted my crossover fic! I’m so glad I also put on ao3... God. Here’s the link to it in ao3...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40634889/chapters/101810940
I have been called out...
I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol
Fun facts
1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.
2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.
3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.
4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.
5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them.
He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.
5.) If Loki can get mpreg…
…He will get mpregged.
Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!
starting a collection
Me: I am artest.
Me: (once again about to overly detail rocks.)
Me: artest.
You got some wind.
*gets a High Wind Alert on mah phone
It gon get fakin whimdy
My pronouns are she/her and this blog is for whatever I feel like :) Currently Trials of Apollo lives rent free in my head.
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