Eismypenname - Whatever I Want

Alternatively, :Artemis, I know you like to believe that you're the sharpest person in the classroom. But sometimes the classroom has knives in it!

Butler: Artemis, I know you like to believe that you're the smartest person in the classroom. But sometimes the classroom has Knives in it!

My brain. Butler has to bring this out far more often then he'd like to admit. Someone help him.

i could feel my jaw dropping further and further w every frame before it went straight through the floor

ITS THE BDAY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wrote a bday song for him:

🎶 Happy bday to you, u are full of family traumas, u had to kidnap a fairy to have some friends. nobady knows ur fucking age u certainly need terapy, u died and lived again. so happy bday to u Artemis Fowl II!🎶

@youcandalekmyballs and @sevendeadlyhargreeves agreed. Leave my home girl alone!

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

Noooo! All those cards 😭

artemis fowl series:

artemis fowl if holly could swear:

I was making me some regular-ass fanart and then I realised I had hit the peak of my entire career...

Thank you, my friend for giving me this opportunity. 

Alright an Artemis Fowl AU. I’ve never done one of these before, but here you go.

Artemis becomes an internet meme. Except the moment that blows up is one of the rare moments where he’s completely clueless and it haunts him for the rest life. Like whenever he’s out in public people always recognize him as the, “HuHh?” guy. Or something.