You Have To Stay Alive. You're Going To Be Such A Beautiful Middle Aged Freak. Young Freaks Will See

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

The wonderful Eliana Ocampo!!!

i bingeread The D!ckheads in one sitting and i dont regret it.

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

alex hirsch was hired by big english teacher to make people give a shit about the great gatsby

i wish i was straight cis neurotypical friendly and attractive but i was made to be a tumblr blogger instead amen 🙏

given that spooky season is now upon us (it starts in july now) i will be freaking iut over poeticbee for the forseeable future

yall i drew ghoulia idk if i should even paint her in 😭

MAX DELETED MOST OF OVER THE GARDEN WALL NOOOO

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right