we should start a support group for tumblr users living in bumfuck tennessee
My 70 year old aunt wanted me to make her a psa (more like a death threat) on social media about someone (more than likely something) stealing her blueberries this is only really effective if you live in bum fuck Tennessee but she wanted me to quote her on this “ to who ever is taking my blackberries and blueberries let me warn you that you don’t know which night I’ll be out there with Henry (her rifle) or maybe rouger (her pistol) and I will catch you or my daisy will (her hunting dog)” anyways how has your guys day been
guess who bought paper thats ACTUALLY meant for watercolors🤠👍
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we're back baby!
rb to have a super gay 2023
before pride month ends does anybody wa(the clock chimes as it hits midnight. i scream and explode into a billion tiny dust particles)
given that spooky season is now upon us (it starts in july now) i will be freaking iut over poeticbee for the forseeable future
me n this guy are dating now btw
guys a guy asked me to prom after knowing me for two days 🤠
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
Tweet by Heather Hogan:
Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?
Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.
5:32 PM on 2/25/24
Looking at YouTube live chat is like looking into an ant enclosure and just wondering why they’re all circled around a Cheeto