What The HeLL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT?!

Endearing names to call your significant other

“Cock”

“Drama queen”

“An annoying dick”

“A complete dickhead”

“brain without a heart”

“calculating machine”

“Psychopath”

“Machine”

“Bad man”

“Nurse”

“Spectacularly ignorant”

“Best man”

“Best friend”

“godfather”

“the best man and the most human human being that I’ve ever known”

the aesthetics of supernatural make me want to scream. it starts with dark foggy nights, lonely roads, morning dew on a windshield, black coffee with a vintage book, moving shadows and goosebumps and slowly fades into dark parallels. angel wings and demon eyes, a beautiful blade dripping with blood, burgers and fries paired with liquor and tears, classic rock playing over last breaths. its indescribable.

***I'M WHEEZING***

I still can't believe that when you search "military kink" on google the first image that comes up is of Sherlock Holmes.

XD XD XD

Sherlock: I consider myself saphiosexual. That means I'm attracted to intelligent people and intelligent people only.

John: *trips over air and apologises to it*

Sherlock: ...I want that one.

I envy my friends for this very reason. I practically sobbed, plotted theories and somehow held myself together. And these people don't even wait for like 10 minutes.

Currently rewatching Sherlock with my parents (they are watching it for the first time)

And we just watched "The Reichenbach Fall" and then just immediately watched the next episode...

And it was the strangest feeling because I remember the mania that swept the internet when the episode aired and how everyone spent the next two years analyzing every millisecond of it and coming up with every possible way Sherlock could've faked his death.

Two years

Two years

It was surreal to hear my mom say "Oh, I knew he was still alive" and my dad say, "lets see how he did it." And click on to the next episode.

They will never know how lucky they are

This just made my face light up so much!!

I'm crying!! 🥺

I am sorry but there is no heterosexual way you can interpret this scene in, cause…

John’s smirk…

He looks to his right

Looks to his left to make sure they’re alone

He senses an opportunity

Then fucking goes for it

He goes for it hard, just to make sure

The moment of realisation

John Watson’s “did I just see Sherlock’s dick” face

John Watson’s “on a scale of one to ten how inappropriate is to have first sex in Buckingham Palace” face

The story behind this doodle is simple: I had sketched a superduper cute babylock and just had this idea: Mycroft would probably read Maquiavel for Sherlock as a bedtime story……………………… and then I just went from there I’m sorry HAHAHA.

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was like “and they were roommates” and the entire Victorian public was like “oh my god they were roommates”