good bc uh I will start bouncing off the walls if its one more day without your very relatable fics/posts🤗
Guys I know I have so many wips but… Is this anything???
Hypersexual/Dirty Minded Reader Hcs
FWB Relationship
You keep making so many sex jokes around him (you aren’t trying to flirt or anything it’s just your humor) and it gets him so riled up that it leads to Charlie just fucking you
I got mine from my hyperfixation with space and stars
@teslasucks37 @pupslimes
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)
They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.
That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.
Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well
Maybe I am... I don't pull hoes so I'd probably fail either way😭
i love dick and balls
cock penis
sex penis penis yes
sex penis vagina also yes
weiner
i love men
wewe
or as the french would say, oui oui
uuunnhhhmnnggg mmeeennnnnbnn
Cannot relate,, but if someone called me by my real name online I would uhm,, 🫡🔫
sometimes i forget my name isnt red so when im called by my actual name i just dont respond to it sometimes
A girl✅️ noisy✅️ I'm right here and I check all the boxes for him🤭
I will be that girl 👅
Why is he low-key serving cunt????😭😭
ok
will this fwb fic be out today orrrr???? bc i lowkey wanna see it
Guys I know I have so many wips but… Is this anything???
Dirty Minded Reader Hcs
FWB Relationship
You keep making so many sex jokes around him (you aren’t trying to flirt or anything it’s just your humor) and it gets him so riled up that it leads to Charlie just fucking you
😴
Biggest hear me outs let me hear them,,
GOD. I love this,, best thing i will prob read this month🙌
I wonder how fun it would’ve been to be dating Charlie when he was in Vermont. Imagine that you regularly walk on a more secluded forest trail and you can help but stroke his cock as he fingers you as you’re both walking. It becomes a game of if you two can get back home before the teasing turns into something more… maybe you both have to quickly stop fooling around as a rouge jogger approaches up the trail… Slutty Sunday at its finest your honor 😔
CW: NSFW below the cut (MDNI), Public Sex, afab!Reader (no pronouns), Exhibitionism
A/N: Slutty Sunday indeed 😵💫😵💫😵💫 This is so short but I made it in like 30 mins so…
Charlie Slimecicle x Reader
Charlie’s cock is pounding into you, your back pushed up against a tree as both of your lips struggle to keep the other quiet.
The two of you are slightly off the beaten path of a dense forest trail.
He had finally convinced you to go on a hike with him, even though it wasn’t your usual scene.
He’d promised a special reward to coerce you fully out the door, but you never imagined it would’ve been him fucking your brains out in public.
Your leg is hooked around his hip, spreading you open for him.
One of his hands gripped the tree behind you, the other holding your leg in place.
His tip is pounding into your cervix at just the right angle to make you squirm, the bark of the tree scratching your back slightly.
Your gym shorts are discarded next to him, his own shorts pulled down just enough so his cock is free.
Charlie doesn’t usually do things so… Publicly with you, but holy shit if it doesn’t make your legs tremble and your pussy ache.
Charlie is eating up your moans as he thrusts, his thighs slapping against yours with desperation.
And he was desperate.
If he had to promise you sex just so he could show you the beauty of nature, he would.
Not that he had to, you would go with him regardless if he really pleaded with you, but the thought made his cock twitch.
You were getting close, his tip brushing against your g-spot with every thrust.
Suddenly, Charlie pulls away from your lips and his movements still.
You’re about to protest, when he slaps a hand over your mouth and watches something on the main path behind the tree.
This trail was supposed to be secluded.
At least you thought it was, that’s what Charlie told you, until you hear footsteps coming closer.
You glance up at Charlie, who’s pressing his lips together and trying not to laugh.
The footsteps rescind, but the beating of both of your hearts stays the same.
You smack him on the shoulder lightly and he grins apologetically as he rocks back into you.
But the fleeting fear of someone catching the two of you like this, it makes your mind race.
And apparently Charlie is equally turned on, because the pace he sets is punishing.
You guys don’t leave that spot until the sun starts to set and the dirt below you is very wet.
Or as Charlie definitely jokes after, “soiled”.
so real,, i think i need help he's taking over my brain😭
All I can think about is Charlie….