Typeshit

Holy shit this guy is the real deal, this is John lie detector himself, here to own the woke left and their “sad tires”

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

Ifucking love caves of qud

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

No! Don’t go that way! Why can’t he hear me someone stop him!

Just looking at this made my iq increase tenfold

lets overthrow mama

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

I buy my pro nouns there

you are so damn annoying i dont care if its parody like actually just get off the internet and go work at walmart or somethjng

You mean Woke Mart?

They renamed Twitter again

Why do people do this?

People be saying that there two sentence horror stories are super scary and say “then Freddy fazbear appears!” like what? If you want something real scary just spend a day in the sandpaper room