Good To Know That I've Reached My Target Audience

Apparently I forgot to verify my email. I am now afraid.

So I found the part of Tumblr where people absolutely ravage you mind and body with nothing but words on a screen and I may be emotionally stunted but even I know what holding back tears is like

The Internet is a fantastical, wonderful place where you can get billions of dollars for free! Give me your credit card number and it will be deposited in your bank account in 1*2*2^8 years time!

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)

Me, staring at TikTok, who is under an interrogation light: "What have you done..?"

*Glances back at Tumblr live* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Category Three Autism Event incoming (Ghost concert). No I will not shut up about it and yes I'm going to be mildly insufferable. I will steadily increase my rate of vibration until I am phasing out of my skin up to the start of the concert, at which point I will pop out of existence with a burst of confetti. Thank you for your time.

GHOST ASKS

Culpa - When did you first discover Ghost?

Spirit - What’s your favorite Ghost song?

Pinnacle - What’s your favorite Ghost album?

Hammer - If you could resurrect one Papa, who would you pick?

Zero - Have you been to one of their concerts?

Cirice - Have you written/read or have stumbled upon Ghost fanfiction?

Rats - Copia or Papa III?

Mummy - Have you ever attempted to cosplay someone from Ghost (or are planning to)?

Ghuleh - What’s your least favorite Ghost album?

Ritual - Do you own any merch?

Secular - What’s your favorite Ghost MV?

Elizabeth - Do you have a Ghost blog, or do you post things related to Ghost?

Monstrance - Would you consider yourself a Ghost “superfan”?

Majesty - Do you have a favorite ghoul?

Satan - Do you believe Ghost is satanic?

Genesis - Would you kill Copia if it meant you could bring back all of the Papas?

Crucified - What was the song that introduced you to Ghost?

Macabre - Do you enjoy the interviews and the lore, or do you like sticking to just the music?

Bring it on.

You see: with the ability to have two weapons in monster hunter wilds, it will allow me to take 2 hunting horns for the perfect bard showdown. Become the alpha bard if you will.

Maybe not quite as unsettling/unknown a fact, but everyone gets ship of Theseus'd every (roughly) seven-to-ten years.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you