Whatever That Fades

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

The type of person I want to be: drinks lots of water, runs 2 miles a day, stretches and does squats, eats a balanced meal, gets 8 hours of sleep The type of person I am: doesn’t drink water for 2 days, hasn’t ran or done any physical exercise since middle school gym, eats cold pizza for breakfast, gets 4 hours of sleep

THIS VERSION IS SO FUCKING PREFECT

“Who does the most shopping at airports?” x

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

Source.

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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Best backstory. (x)

you are a prominent thoughts to my mind

pieces of sparred minds (22:37 02/25/16)