this made me laugh so fucking hard omg
when you chemistry your best but you don’t chemisucceed
Even Kendall Jenner’s stomach has rolls when she bends over Candice Swanepoel has stretch marks and Nicki Minaj has scars. Selena Gomez has cellulite and Gisele Bundchen gets bloated sometimes. Adriana Lima doesn’t wake up with perfect hair, Gigi Hadid has bad breath, Beyonce cries, and even Kim Kardashian needs alone time. Jennifer Lawrence loses her temper, Rihanna lies, Kylie Jenner gets jealous and Taylor Swift feels hopeless. The point: Everyone is human and everyone does normal humanly things. Let’s stop trying to be so ‘super'human and take more time to focus on things that matter more than our appearances.
my kisses used to turn you inside out
fuck i love you
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour
The type of person I want to be: drinks lots of water, runs 2 miles a day, stretches and does squats, eats a balanced meal, gets 8 hours of sleep The type of person I am: doesn’t drink water for 2 days, hasn’t ran or done any physical exercise since middle school gym, eats cold pizza for breakfast, gets 4 hours of sleep
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
and you think you can fool me everytime something big ever comes up and you set them aside with that poor excuses of yours?
Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
fatality in this reality. bring me back alive in the alternate universe.
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