You're A Lesbian With Men Dni In Your Bio But You're Liking All My Orientation Play Posts

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Them: ex-dyke-straight-girl with your abilities you could help cure mental health problems

Me: I dont want to cure mental health problems I want to break dykes ^_^

Confession time: my secret dream is to run a misogynistic “secret society” that works to spread the word of the patriarchy, dismantle feminism, and put women back in our proper place, the kitchen and bedroom, serving as trad wives.

Your blog is messing with me. I'm quite the militant feminist but I fantasize about getting raped by a misogynist till my belly swells. There's something so hot about being knocked up by the man you hate.

The term militant feminist always makes me want to laugh. How "militant" are you really, honey? Can you fight? Could you fight off a man who decided that he wanted to empty his balls into you?

But it's so much funnier when you're touching yourself and dreaming about it. You might argue for women's liberation until you run out of breath, but you're just as breathless when you're imagining making a baby for a man who decided to show you your place. You're "militant" to impress your friends, and then you go home and come your brains out to the thought of pissing a man off until he forces you to make it up to him by giving birth to his next son.

Is this messing with you, sweetcheeks? Are you feeling that familiar little tingle between your thighs that reminds you that you were made to take cum and bear children, whether you want to or not?

Tell me the truth, little feminist - does being talked down to make you angry, or does it just make you want to spread your legs?

I cannot wait until I’m a housewife and bake for my future hubby! 💘

i hope you recover from internalised feminism

i hope you recover from all those mean, boring feminists telling you what to do

i hope you learn not to feel guilty for wanting to serve men

i hope you learn not to feel guilty for wanting to suck dick

i hope you learn not to feel guilty for wanting to get fücked like a rag doll

i hope you learn to love the feeling of being on your knees again

i hope you learn to love fantasising about getting pregnant and having babies again

i hope you learn to love wanting to be a trad wife, trophy wife, maid, secretary, cook, cleaner (anything where you willingly submit yourself to a man’s natural authority over you)

i hope you feel brave enough to roll your eyes when those mean, boring feminists start running their dumb mouths again

because we know the truth, don’t we, little gender traitor? little pick-me girl?

that you are a hole

to be filled with instructions, cock, and babies

you weren’t meant to do things that are difficult or complicated like those mean, boring feminists say

you were meant to beg for male attention

because being submissive, doing as you’re told, being popular with boys is so much easier

so much more fun

feels so much more true to yourself

forget feminism. edge. get fucked. suck dick. get bred. return to being male property.

those mean, boring feminists lied to you. this is what you were made for.

C/W: Dykebreaking, mentions of rape, mild cheating

What? What’s wrong? Never seen a guy get changed before? Aww, boo hoo, I thought little miss lesbian over here was just ‘one of the boys’. You’re ‘still a girl’, are you? Really? Don’t tell me it makes you twitch when you see my bulge then. You’re saying eww but your eyes can’t decide whether you like my abs or my cock more. Yeah, you really are just a girl, aren’t you?

Don’t worry, I won’t tell the others. They’ll never know that you secretly like cock. No, no, it’s okay. You don’t have to deny it. You don’t have to like men but every strand of DNA in you craves cock. You were fucking born for it. And that’s okay, ‘bro’. Do you like it when I jerk my cock over my boxers? You’re saying no but tell me how wet your cunt is. Show me.

Good girl. That’s such a good fucking girl. You know you’re pretty fucking hot, don’t you? If you weren’t so keen on pretending your pussy didn’t crave cock, I’d have railed you into your girlfriend’s bed already. Aww, you don’t want to cheat on her? You don’t have to. I’d rape you. I’d be a strong, gross, pervy man, bend you over her mattress, and brutally rape you. You wouldn’t have a choice. You could cry and tell your girlfriend some strange man forced himself on you. Blame it on the man. Blame your wet, cum-filled cunt on him.

You’re touching yourself now. God, you really are a fucking perv. Does it feel good lying to everyone? Aww, you really do like girls? Do you want me to stop? Tell me to stop or I’ll take my cock out and jerk it over your pretty little face. Tell me. You can’t, can you? Because you’re a filthy little cock-loving dyke. Look at it. Look at my cock.

It’s throbbing for you. Because I’m thinking about pushing my cock between your pretty dick-sucking lips. Because I’m thinking about burying my cock inside of your cunt and flooding your womb with cum. You’re just a girl, aren’t you? You can pretend to be one of us but I’ll always know what a cock-addicted fucking whore you are.

You’re so fucking wet. Good fucking girl, rub away at your pussy. Touch yourself to me. To a man. Are you thinking about these strong arms wrapped around your body, holding you while I jerk off inside of you? God, you really are just a fucking dyke loser, aren’t you? A loser that can’t even pretend to hold onto her cute little ‘sexual identity’. What would your friends say if they knew their dykey friend was just another man-addicted fuckdoll. God, you’re so fucking embarrassing, it’s so funny.

Fuck, open wide now. You’re going to fucking swallow all my seed. Give me that ‘I like girls’ shit again, and I’ll fucking blow my spunk all over your hair. Fuck, fuck, jerk me off. Stroke my cock like that. That’s so fucking good. You really were born for this. You’re handling my cock like an experienced slut. Shit, fuck, I’m not sorry for jerking off in your mouth. FUCK. Ughh, yes. Gargle it. Aww, are you going to throw up? Just swallow it. I’ll train you to enjoy my cum. Now go home and give your girlfriend a kiss. We’ll teach her to enjoy my jizz as well.

Lesbians! Remember that it's perfectly fine to let your femboy friends use your mouth, pussy and ass for sexual relief! Coating your in- and outsides in gross, stinking femboy cum is just their way of showing their appreciation for the lesbian community. Wear it proudly! Be a good dyke!

It's so wonderful how you can take nearly any lesbian character and, with just a single search, find entire volumes of porn, hentai, and fanfic of her happily getting fucked by men. It doesn't matter if she's just queer-coded or if she literally flies a pride flag, her legs will be spread with a smile while a man's using her.

If she has a girlfriend—No, she doesn't! Her girlfriend's been relegated to just a friend and might even be happily paired off with another man too. Even better, her "girlfriend" might be getting fucked next to her or walking in on her while she's moaning his name or blissfully unaware that she's cumming her brains out with their male friend behind her back.

The best of all is when the wider public doesn't even know she's a lesbian because of it. They're all so used to watching her get passed around and be a total cumslut for men that it's literally unthinkable. Lesbianism is just a line of trivia on her wiki page..

Emily Willis