Nooooo, Not @bobthebob9299 !!!

We missed you toooooo ):

I’m eepy from being at school for 13 hours so that one terf I was talking to uhhh I dunno maybe touch some grass

@c0nstantlyscreaming @duckwithdeviousintent @chernobylcatfish09 @mast3rsw0rd I miss u guysssss❤️❤️❤️❤️

"I want to be a dragon."

I’m dying-

Apollo: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Beanix: Explain.

Apollo: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Ema: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Apollo:

Apollo: That's just another highlight!

All of the above

EAGLE ATTACK!!!!

😨 😢 😟

*pulls out restraining order*

*holds reverse uno card* I’ll bite YOUR earlobe in the early hours of the morning (I forgot which’s specific time) >=33

*holds uno reverse card* HAHA! THOU THINKS THEY CAN ESCAPE MY SCANDALOUS CRIMES EHH???? WELL SUCK MY TOE AT 3:21 AM SHALL YOU

Hewooo

Hihihi

Hello!

SOO CONTEXT ON THAT QUOTE FROM NORMAN I WAS TALKING ABOUT A MONSTER HUNTER CHARACTER WHO IS A COMFORT CHARACTER TO ME AND I SEE AS A BROTHER

THE CHARACTER IN QUESTION

Lol

heyyyy here’s an ask:

i say, “all hail the c h e e s e c h e e s e *bows down*”

what is your response? :>

(tagging @maggotsinthefloor in cheese cheese posts)

All hail the c h e e s e c h e e s e *bows down too*

I’m also gonna tag @maggotsinthefloor because ik they approve of the cheeseposting

Bro just made me a Hyacinthus x Apollo shipper

Tell me a Greek mythology fun fact

You know about one of Apollo's past male lovers, Hyacinthus? And how he's the namesake of the hyacinth flower?

Fun fact! The flower thrives best in open sun :,)