So Today I Learned That A Pat On The Back Is Only Inches Away From A Kick In The Pants.

Reblog and see what color you get

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Maroon: I wish you followed me

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Auburn: I love you

Burnt Sienna: I love you but it's a different color

Navy: We should talk more

Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

Fuchsia: Come catch these hands...with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don't get how

Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

Emerald: You are my inspiration.

Gold: I can't believe you exist. You're such a blessing to this earth

Silver: I can't believe we're mutuals

Aquamarine: You are goals

White: Your icon is goals

Black: Marry Me

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

Due to current inflation. That rule is extended to 10 seconds

guy who always lets his food touch the floor for 5 seconds before eating it because that's the rule

Haha 😂 my weather app is even chiming in on the current tumblr situation

It’s hard to live in tears,

Dripping time to count your days,

And eviscerating loneliness

When lonely is the only guest who stays.

Now if only the other kids can read.......

(photo via stellx)

He stated it was Guam that would capsize if too much military equipment was placed on one side of the island. Not Puerto Rico.

“OMG! Gaiz! Holding school boards accountable is just like January 6th!”

I think this is the same esteemed representative who was concerned Puerto Rico would capsize because of too many people on one side of the island.

Lot of lightning tonight.

Dogs are so pure. We really don’t deserve them. But we are happy to have them enhance our lives.

I don't like to eat seaweed or any other kind of weeds as I am not a manatee you see.

Is anyone else obsessed with snacking on seaweed like me?