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Bob's Burgers Birthday Headcanons (Just some of the kids, no adults bday HCs sorry)

Tina - March 7th, 1998 (I liked the idea of using the abbreviation of March and 7 to make it almost look like Mary. Mary sounds like marry after all, which is something Tina would like to do when she's older. RIP July 8th birthday headcanon I wanted to keep so bad.) Gene - December 3rd, 2000 (It's already confirmed that Gene is a Sagitarrius so this one was the easiest to choose. I thought it would be cool for Gene's birthday to be the median date of Thanksgiving and the first of the 12 days of Christmas. Also 12/3, twelve is divisible by 3. XD)

Louise - January 19th, 2002 (basically the opposite date of the median date of Tina's and Gene's bday, July 20th)

Zeke - May 23rd, 1998 (The most we know is that Zeke's mom was pregnant with him during prom. I thought it would the funniest outcome to have Zeke be born on prom night. The unfortunate part of the idea is that there's no one prom date, so I'm never going to have an exact perfect date for this idea. I also didn't realize I was using the birthday of Bob's voice actor until after the fact. So it might change later, depending on if I find a better prom date for Zeke's mom or not) Jimmy Jr. - February 17th, 1998 (Release date of Footloose, I thought it would be fitting for him.) Rudy - April 6th, 2002 (it's when the episode, "House of 1000 Bounces" came out so I just made it easy on myself for this one) That's all the bdays I want to give headcanons to. If anyone wants to give suggestions for better prom dates for Zeke's birth, be my guest. I choose 1998 for Tina, Zeke, and Jimmy Jr. because 2011 is when Tina's first birthday episode was aired and roll with it, regardless of the floating timeline. I needed to figure out which numbers were Saturday for Zeke's birthday somehow. XD

So adorable! I wish more people would make Janaldo fanfics.

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Thank you for responding to my soapbox of a reblog. I mostly made it because I felt guilty for making Jimmy Jr. antagonistic in some of my incorrect BB quotes. Exactly, Tina and Jimmy Jr. are both flawed and still learning as teenagers. The show is from Tina's perspective/the Belcher family's perspective though so it's easier to unintentionally defend Tina too much than look at Jimmy Jr.'s perspective in it I feel. It's not right but it is what it is.

For now, they are just having fun and enjoying the kissing and hand-holding. That's all a 13-year-old needs at that age. I never considered Jimmy Jr. a cheater, I was more mad at him for immediately dumping Becky after Tina decided to be the bigger person and showed she wasn't going to be petty for him. (Also the picture frame thing which I didn't count as cheating either but still a jerk move even though he could put any picture he wants in the frame especially if he wasn't dating Tina at the time) Yeah, Tina and Jimmy Jr. as a pair just don't have an interesting dynamic to me. Too much kissing, petty fighting, and not enough talking to each other as friends with no asterisks so I can actually see something is there besides hormones. The hormones are a part of the joke I know but I still long for something more concrete.

I'm also a sucker for opposites attract pairs so Zeke and Tina were always going to be superior to me even if JJ wasn't so divisive as a character. It goes beyond opposites attract but I don't need to make the reblog as long as the other one.

I love Zeke x Tina, but there's so much Jimmy Jr hate in the community. Like... guys, I get it, he can be a bit sour sometimes... but do you know why that is? He's a TEENAGE BOY, not only that, but his parents are divorced, his dad is very neglectful and puts him down, he looks down on his passion for dance and honesty just gives: "I am a toxic straight dad and when I see the slightest bit of creativity, it means pansy and you will be punished"; he's also said that he feels left out and lonely due to his little brothers being twins and being best friends. He's just a kid, a kid who likes to dance, leave him alone. In my head, in a world were Tina and Zeke end up together, Jimmy Jr would still be there, as the bff. The three of them can't be separated, are you kidding me????

Request 6-25-19 by kelseyleah (aka SplungeCoyote)

RedBubble  Ko-Fi 40+ minute quick color study of Hey Arnold OC Debora Winifred Shirley + park bench! Requested by @qilin-crusader I hope it brings you joy! Requests are closed! They’ll reopen with a new theme on July 1, 2019.

Hey Arnold (Specifically Helga) Headcanon

Ever since I heard Helga named dropped  “Fortuna” in one episode I now believe that she is a big Greek Mythology buff. I want this to be true so bad because it would be so cool to have Arnold or Helga daydream that they’re in the Odysessy or any other Greek legend.

What do you think Helga’s favorite Greek legend would be? (I personally think it would be Atalanta, that girl was hardcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTDoXGR7-M )

Love these little muppets, man.

@tapioca-puddin made the cover of the playlist. I miss doing stuff with my oc, so I decided to make a playlist for her and the Debmund ship. From "Dream Away" to "Dreamy Night" is songs just about Debora while the rest is about the Debmund relationship from both povs (though mostly from Debora). From "Ok" to "I Like U" is Debora trying out a different relationship but it not working out fast (though Ok is from Edmund's pov). XD I tried to put it in the most accurate story order possible, but it might change slightly over time. I also might add more songs too. Here are songs I like for the playlist as well but weren't on Spotify.

I would as these two somewhere before "Sunshine of Your Smile" in the just Debora section.

I would have put this song before "As Long as You Wait for Me". Anyway, that's all for now. Hope you enjoy the playlist even if you don't give a flying flip about my oc or Hey Arnold. I hope you'll be able to keep up when I inevitably add more songs to the list and this post. lol

Sonic! No!!!

The types as sentences from stories I told as a child.

So apparently my mom wrote a lot of these stories down and today she gave them to me… and of course I have nothing better to do than this :D 

ISFP

The parents of the fawn allowed the boy to take it with him because he had a zoo at home. 

ESFP

There was a man who took ice cream and didn’t pay for it because he had no money. 

ESFJ 

Five people drowned in the lake because they swallowed saltwater and didn’t listen to their moms.

ISFJ 

There was a kid with rollerblades and it was a gold-human 

ESTJ

Once upon a time there were two Zebras with nothing to eat and there was also a giraffe, but the giraffe had food.

ISTJ

There was a boy who got ice cream because he could pay for it. 

ENTP

There was a car that ran over a very stupid person without looking back. 

INTP

While the people were drowning there was a guy reading newspaper. 

INFJ

The elephant-dog watched over the elephants.

ENFJ

The girls were very very nice and didn’t fight. 

ISTP

Once upon a time there was a motorcyclist who drove a motorcycle and there were two policemen and they send him to prison. 

ESTP

Once upon a time there was a hippo that terrified a man so much he let his bowl with popcorn and juice fall onto the ground.

ENFP

The cow was so impatient that it bit off the farmers arm. 

INFP

The hedgehog jumped into the water and drowned. 

ENTJ

He grabbed a monkey and put it to the lions and they ate it.&nbsf;

INTJ

A bear jumped into the water and didn’t drown because he knew he could swim. 

@joshscorcher Thank you for the reply. I honestly didn’t expect one. Especially this fast. Anyway, for the record. I don’t hate Flash Sentry. In fact, I was mildly rooting for both versions of Flashlight. I suppose this was the best possible route for Flash, no matter how sad. I look forward to seeing a certain blue wig wearing person review this movie some day. Best of blessings to you.

Darn it! Why did Legend of Everfree have to make me feel bad for Flash Sentry!? At least Derpy is always there to comfort him.

The guy has been maligned since day one. Yeah, he’s not as developed as we would like, but I think “not as developed as we would like” isn’t as a mortal sin like some claim.

Besides, I think it’s interesting commentary how Flash still doesn’t get the girl after all this time. I mean, he’s every shipping fanfic cliche ever. He’s sensitive and gentle (when not mind-controlled), genuinely cares about people, is incredibly talented, well-off, and good-looking, and he still doesn’t get the girl.

It’s almost like just being a good guy doesn’t entitle you to a girlfriend. -gasp-

And what I love about Flash is that despite his constant losses and roadblocks, he doesn’t stop being nice. It’s not a means to an end with him; being chivalrous is just who he is. I see guys too often complain about how “they are perfect gentlemen” and expect women to fall at their feet because of it. I don’t think women are so shallow as to fall for a guy simply because he is polite.

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Huh. Where’d that come from?

My Updated Belcher Kids, Zeke, and Jimmy Jr. Job Headcanons

After "What About Job" I became inspired to update the job headcanons. I know Bob is one of the most unreliable narrators in the show, but it's still the closest thing to canon I'm going to get for now so I'm going to tweak my headcanon a bit to slightly fit what Bob hypothetically thinks might happen. Tina: She went to get a degree in literature at community college. I still think she'll be an author of trashy romance novels, but now I like to think she'll also own a small, (sometimes) peaceful farm by the beach. It just has plants to start out with but it will have horses eventually too (sorry Tina, no going big XD). Bob comes by to help Tina with her plants every now and then. They both enjoy the bonding experience. I also didn't say who she married in the original job headcanon post because I thought it would be better if I left it up to interpretation. Screw ambiguity though, Tina is married to Zeke. He helps out when he can and he got some of his family to work at Tina's farm as well. Part of the plants she grows is for Bob's Burgers while the rest is for selling at the farmers' market. Gene: I'm going with he will become a traveling musician, but I still say he got his start by doing miscellaneous things on Bob's Burgers equivalent to YouTube like in the original post. He travels with Courtney and Alex I'm leaving their relationship up to interpretation because I'm fine either way I just think they are cute all together.

Louise: Has trouble finding herself at 18 but eventually decides to go to community college for chemistry. She started out just wanting to do a field that would help her make explosives. However, she later realized that cooking was just chemistry and she started specifically learning food chemistry. She knew in her heart she wanted to keep her family's business alive and used the knowledge she learned to help experiment on alternative burgers and other food they could sell. She's platonic friends and roommates with Rudy. Rudy works at Bob's Burgers as well, he provides the smoothies and suggestions for allergy-free options for the place. Zeke: He didn't have the means to afford college so he decided to join the navy for action, adventure, and money. They rejected him due to his ADHD though. To make matters worse his dad kicked him out at 18. So he offers to work at Bob's Burgers for a place to sleep as payment until he figures out what to do with himself. Zeke becomes part of the family really fast and Bob is happy to have him as his pupil in the upstairs kitchen. Zeke was still sad that he wouldn't be able to see the world like he hoped if he joined the navy. While he still couldn't join the navy, Teddy did offer to help Zeke at least get a captain's license through his connections. Zeke accepted the offer because it sounded cool to be an official captain if he ever actually had a chance at owning a boat. So during that time he balanced getting his captain's license, working at the restaurant, and earning whatever he could so he could go to culinary school. After he earned his captain's license, he is approached by Mr. Fishoeder (who was probably one of Teddy's connections in the first place) and he offers him a job to captain his booze cruise (which is also totally not used for smuggling anything illegal under the captain's nose, no sir!) at the sexy, adult, night hours on the Wonder Wharf. Not what Zeke had in mind when he got his license but he loved to party and thought it could be fun mixing drinks. Thinking of the chaotic memories that could be made sounded appealing as well. Zeke still works at Bob's Burgers when Louise takes over the restaurant. Louise, Rudy, and Zeke all workshop burgers and food ideas but Zeke is the final decision on if the food is worthy to be sold or not (Louise can never be trusted after the bubblegum burger incident even after studying food chemistry XD) So in the day, he works at Bob's Burgers and Tina's farm while at night he is the party animal captain of the Wonder Wharf booze cruise. Jimmy Jr.: Nothing has changed for him. I still say he's a dance teacher. I don't really have anybody I ship him specifically because none really stand out much. Douglas obviously has a thing for Josh so that's out, I don't want Becky Krespe to give JJ another chance, and while I think the concept of JocelynxJimmy Jr is hilarious, I don't think they would work out. So I'm flexible with whatever as long as it's legal.

Anyway, that's all. This all started because I couldn't brush off what Bob thought Zeke would end up doing. I figured I might as well update all of them after that. Yeah, I know the writers needed at least one person with a boat for the "Children of Men" parody but it's still funny out of all the characters he could have chosen, he picked Zeke.