Genshin Impact Sagau~!

Immortal Hiccup au pt 5/6

Chapter 5

This is now httyd 2 timeline no one knows about hiccup and toothless being mates (well the twins knew but had somehow the decency to not tell anyone in the tribe)

The duo are in the clouds when a masked individual on a four winged dragon appears.

Things happen similar to cannon.

Hiccup was dropped into a dark room full of dragons, hearing the whispers of them, but he acted as if he couldn’t understand the dragons until toothless was dropped next to him as well.

(Yes he did the thing with inferno)

“Could it really be after all these years, is it really you Hiccup??” The masked figure asked

Ok now we skip until toothless gets tackled by baby dragons.

“So this is where you have been all this time” hiccup said as he was entranced by all this beautiful place had to offer.

“Help!! The baby’s are attacking me!!!” Toothless nearly screached while hiccup started laughing at him as well as Valka.

“Hiccup please help me get them off!!” Toothless pleaded “ugh fine I’ll try to get them off of you” hiccup stated failing miserably.

“Hiccup your really good at reading his emotions” Valka said not knowing that Hiccup could understand all dragons.

Skip to after defeating drago because I have no idea what else to put until here.

“So when are you telling the villagers about yourself and us being mates hiccup?” Toothless asked, hiccup froze for a minute due to the last part of the sentence “should I tell them or leave that out” hiccup stated as his face started flushing a tinge of pink. “I understand but all the dragons already know so why not the village?” Toothless questioned

“I’ll tell them after I’m ready ok?” Hiccup told toothless “ok I’m fine with that” toothless said a bit worried about that and something else that could happen very very soon…….

Oh how the tables may turn next chapter.. what will happen will there relationship be revealed or will something more reflected happen??? Find out next chapter bye~!

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Chapter 6

Hiccup was suddenly woken up by his mother, “Hiccup I have a really important question for

You” Valka stated, “what is it mom” he asked puzzled, “so I’ve been putting the pieces together about this for a while now, but are you able to understand all dragons”she said with a slight gleam in her eyes, “was it really that obvious” hiccup asked, “so it’s a yes” she said happily as hiccup just nodded his head yes.

“Would you mind teaching me how to talk to the dragons properly” Valka stated getting more of a gleam in her eyes, “sure mom” he said ‘not like it took me nearly 50 years to learn how….’ He mumbled to himself loud enough for his mother to hear.

“What do you mean it took you nearly 50 years to learn you’re only 20” Valka stated in confusion at her son, she knew he has always been somewhat too wise according to Stoick but this was different, “explain to me what you mean Hiccup please” she stated to him still shocked.

“Promise you won’t tell a soul even my sister when she’s back ok” hiccup asked and Valka nodded being open minded,after explaining she was shocked but mostly understood why he hid it, ”so you’re over 1000 years old but can change your looks to any age desired” she said being amazed, “yeah that’s pretty much it about that part of my life” he stated not knowing what was about to happen, “now may I ask why you and toothless seem way closer then best friends hiccup” his mother asked waiting for the answer she knew would be said sooner or later, ‘me and him are mates…’ he mumbled still loud enough for his mother to hear, “hah Gobber owes me and Stoick a new axe each” she said with a smirk on her face, “wait you and dad knew about me and toothless being mates” he asked surprised, his mother just nodded while still smirking, “ besides you and toothless being mates everything else is not going to get talked about with Gobber or Stoick ok, and nothing will be told to the villagers until you’re ready hiccup” She said, “thank you mom, still abit shocked you knew about me and toothless though” he said and his mother laughed at that last bit, “what can I say I’m good at figuring things out most of the time” she said finishing the conversation so hiccup can go back to his nap.

Incase I forgot to mention Stoick did live in this since hiccup pushed him out of the way at the last possible second and they thought that hiccup living would attribute to the fact that toothless had just enough will to make the plasma blast unlikely to kill him.

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

Forgot to reblog this before!

:D!!

Geovishap reader bothering Xiao and Zhongli perhaps?

It would be cute lol

WE HAVE THE FULL SET NOW YAY!!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚

Both Zhongli and Xiao stared at the slightly larger and wee bit stronger looking Primo Geovishap that had been following them.

For four hours. Now usually, they would’ve killed you by now, especially seeing as you (despite the previous “wee bit” statement) towered over other primo geovishap, you just kinda… followed them around? Like a big ole puppy?

Zhongli then decided to test something.

The first thing that came to mind…

He summoned a pillar a little was away from the three of you, causing Xiao to look up in confusion.

You, however, ran your big ass all the way to the large pillar, RIPPED IT FROM THE EARTH IN YOUR MAW, and brought it back happily to the duo.

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT-

You sat there, super fucking proud of yourself because maybe you made the duo proud of your super awesome strength, while they stood in shock and confusion at the situation.

You genuinely?? We’re acting?? Like a big fucking puppy?????

Xiao then also decided to run a small experiment of his own.

Summoning his spear, he launched it into the air. It was now Zhongli’s turn to look down, shocked.

You dropped the pillar, but instead of jumping for it, you sumMONED A GIANT FUCKING HAND OF GEO AND GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SKY. You then gently handed back the polearm to him :).

So when Xiao and Zhongli walked back into Liyue with you following close behind, they were totally ready to explain why you were staying.

You became the mascot for Liyue honestly. You’d deliver letters for people, you’d help set of carts, carry crates, more more etc etc.

And when need be, you’d kill- I mean harm treasure hoarders for the people :3.

You’d do anything to keep your new nation wide family safe.

Anything.

Zhongli and Xiao (along with the other Adepti) are your main caretakers though!

Besides, no has to know what you’ve been doing to the men who try to rob people in the dead of night! No one.

Primo Geovishap!Creator normally: 😁

When you fuck with a single flower in Liyue: 😃🔪

Mmmm, Chaos Boar, Pampered Otter, Parental Tiger, Eepy Fox, and now Slightly Psychopathic Primo Geovishap. The gangs all here! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

Hope you don’t mind I made em a Primo Geovishap, just thought I’d be funnier lol ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

Qualms and Ferocity

A small preview~!

“The ‘Matriarch’ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created… she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur… but she is not normal compared to others of her species… she’s the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low… they respect her, but no one knows why…” -Dr Wu

Story revolves around Lily my oc… also known as the ‘Matriarch’~!

Might fuck around and start posting for 2 fandoms that don’t have their plots out for all to see~!

…aka I’ll be posting fanfics of something that someone I know wrote because I love their stories already!

Y e s

I’m eternally Interested with Sagau (self aware genshin au for those who don’t know) but god why does all the content need to be weird and dark. Like nothing wrong with that but I just don’t want to only read that :(

So! I’ll toss my hat in the ring with some silly/light hearted ideas!

Note: I AM A MINOR, please don’t be weird with my posts

Tws/cws: Sagau, swearing, (Idk what else, I’m bad at this sorry)

Creator!reader who is honestly just vibing and nothing else. No one realizes they’re a god until they fuck up and get hurt (cue gold blood) and the reader is just outright denying it

Character: was your blood gold? What the fuck

Reader: haha no

Character: *losing their fucking shit*

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I think scaramouche would hate the creator, and the creator would probably be like “I love you my little meow meow” and scaramouche would just have to endure. Because the creator would probably just wanna get away from the whole god worship thing. Even if it means being around someone who despises them, Especially if the reader doesn’t have their memories of creating teyvat/is just a random Genshin fan from the real world.

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I like to imagine an aroace creator, or a creator who just avoids dating because yeah, that’s a weird power imbalance, and the creator just wouldn’t want to deal with that.

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I’ve always interpreted the creator as having the power to, well, create. So they’d probably just create a way to access the real world’s internet, much to the confusion of the characters

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Oh and the creator would have so much fun just fucking with the archons, especially if they’re pretending to be a human. (Assuming the archons can’t sense the creators godly-ness) like I can imagine the creator walking up to venti, saying something along the lines of “so how’s istaroth?” And venti staring at them like “wtf did you just say?”

And along those lines, I can see the creator walking up to Zhongli, referencing something from so far in teyvat’s past that he’s the only one who remembers. And Zhongli would start talking realize “wait why does this random mortal know that?”

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Oh, and the creator and nahida would be such great friends. The god of wisdom who was locked up for 500 years, and is now learning about the world, and the random god who appeared with knowledge about some obscure facts about the world, but nothing about the day-to-day life of those living in teyvat? They can bond over their shared lack of knowledge about how the world works!

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Another thing that’d be really funny is the creator just saying random ass memes, and have their followers try to figure out what the fuck they’re talking about.

For example

In Fontaine

“French people are real?”

Furina: “what the fuck is French”

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Also, the creator would just say shit from the real world with no explanation, like, I can imagine them yelling “JESUS CHRIST” when something scares them. And the people of teyvat just have to accept that the creator just isn’t gonna explain shit. Because how do they explain the religion of another world? Why would the most powerful god in teyvat worship another god?

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

I’ll eventually start updating things again! Also I should probably make a master list…

“Why In celestia are you- how are you? What the actual- is there a soul for a fucking animatronic utah raptor here?- HUMANS!!“

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

I hope you’re having a great day after seeing this!

hey, don’t cry. ponyo drink in bee mug. with probably a little too much cinnamon bc i tilted the shaker too far but its ok.