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Duke: you know what? Let me give a shot

Duke: this is my impression of a closeted bisexual with a past of dealing with the loa

Jason: no-

Duke: hi my name is Jason

*cue Tim and Steph laughing in the background*

Batfam group chat part 24

*Current Name: FORK ALL OF Y’ALL*

Tim: This is my impression of a straight person:

Tim: Ah yes, I like girls. And only girls. Yes, boobs are great. Not dicks! No those are for men who definitely aren’t attractive. I only like one gender! Yes, just one.

Steph: Ooh I’ll join.

Steph: Boys. Yep, I like boys. Not girls, even though boobs are hot. I am not attracted to Cass. Or Taylor Swift. Because those are girls.

Jason: This is my impression:

Jason: Hello my name is Duke Thomas.

Duke: This is bullying.

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

Part 3 & 4

Chapter three

The next morning came quickly, Kiri woke up first and decided something, she decided to teach Nezuko how to be a Navi, “Nezuko wake up please” Kiri said while shaking Nezuko, “w-what?” Nezuko said sleepily, “I’m going to teach you how to hunt!” Kiri said cheerfully, “okay… wait what?” She says now awake, “well come on!” Kiri says now carrying Nezuko, luckily no one got woken up by the two of them somehow…

After tracking down a Hexapede herd and picking one to kill, and after giving Nezuko a rundown on how to do it.

“Now!” Kiri says quietly to Nezuko, Nezuko let’s go of the arrow and it hits quickly making the target immobilised, allowing Nezuko to run up and kill it fully, “thank you brother may your soul go run with the great mother, while your body stays to become part of the people” Nezuko says after getting a clean kill, she gives Kiri her knife back, Kiri goes to grab the Hexapede, when Nezuko suddenly picks up part of it with ease, this confuses Kiri since not even Spider can do that so easily, “let’s get this back to the tribe!” Nezuko says excited, “yes!” Kiri says just as excited to show her parents of how good Nezuko is.

After they get back, “Stay here with the Hexapede Nezuko, I’ll go get my parents to see your kill” Kiri says even more excited, she then goes to grab her parents leaving Nezuko with the Hexapede, Navi stood looking at Nezuko after Kiri had said that seemingly starting to process what Kiri said, then Kiri was back with a confused Jake and Neytiri, “damn! She really did it huh?” Jake said getting slapped on the back of his head by Neytiri, “good job Nezuko, you made really good progress… there’s a few things left until you fully become one of the people, and I can say this truthfully, you are progressing faster then this Shxwang ever did” Neytiri said with a smile while pointing at Jake, everyone of the adult Navi chuckled at what she said, “thank you for the compliment Neytiri” Nezuko replied.

Jake got someone to take the Hexapede to get prepared for dinner and sent Kiri somewhere, leaving Nezuko with him and Neytiri, “come with us Nezuko we will talk in private the three of us” Neytiri says, “okay!” Nezuko replied happily, Nezuko then followed them into their Marui, they all took a seat and suddenly there was a serious tint to the air, “I need to ask you something and you have to be truthful, alright Nezuko?” Jake says getting a nod from Nezuko, “how are you so strong? I know you were sent here by Eywa but but even a Navi teen would have trouble with carrying half of a hexapeed like Kiri said you were, and she said you took on more of the weight making it nearly weightless on her side and yet you kept up with her…” Jake said looking at Nezuko intently waiting for the answer, Nezuko sighed, she hadn’t remembered that humans in general wouldn’t be able to carry most small things on Pandora, much less a Hexapede, “Jake, Neytiri It has to do with what happened… this may take a while to explain is that okay?” Nezuko said looking at them both, “yes” both of them said, “it all started with my big brother going to go sell charcoal in the village down the mountain, the night he left we stayed up waiting for him, there was a knock at the door which my mother answered, as soon as she did she was impaled instantly killing her… I grabbed one of my siblings and attempted to flee… all of my siblings besides my older brother died that night and my mother also died… that man who killed them gave me his blood to kill me… it didn’t work instead I turned into a demon…” Nezuko took in some breath after that part of the explanation, then saw the look on both Jake and Neytiri’s faces, they had looks of sorrow on them, “wait what do you mean he gave you his blood and now you’re a demon?” Neytiri asked, “the man who killed most of my family was the demon king, a being capable of turning humans into demons…” Nezuko replied, getting a nod from Neytiri, “the next morning my brother got back and found our family dead, he checked everyone’s pulse while crying, I was the only one who had one… after I fully turned into a demon and I nearly got killed, he got told to go get taught by a retired demon slayer, so he could become one himself, after he trained which I was asleep for the two years it took, he came back from final selection making him a low rank demon slayer, after he got his sword we set off with me in a box on his back since the sun can kill demons, and ever since then I was always there to help him on his missions if I was needed… in our last battle I launched him towards one of the top seven most dangerous demons that was running away due to the sun rising, and I burned to what I thought was death… but Eywa brought me here making me immune to the sun, and well now I’m here” Nezuko said now finished telling them about what happened to cause everything… “I’m so sorry you had to go through that Nezuko…” Neytiri said enveloping Nezuko in a hug, “Im also sorry you had to go through” Jake said petting Nezukos head causing her to hum as her tears were wiped from her face.

Unbeknownst to them they had eavesdropers outside the entrance listening in… Kiri, Tuk, Lo’ak, Neteyam and spider to be exact…

Anyways I hope you enjoyed the chapter and have a lovely day bye!

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Chapter four

“Kids, and spider I know you’re there come here…” Neytiri said still hugging Nezuko, they all entered staring at Nezuko who just stopped crying, they all had questions about her, and they were all sad that she went through all of that. “You said you were turned into a demon… can you explain what that entails?” Kiri said stating what everyone else was thinking, “I can explain what a normal demon is like…” she said, everyone nodded, “humans can become demons due to the demon king’s blood, he must inject a person with it, after that depending on how much blood he gave you and how you’re transformation affects the person will conclude on how strong they are, after becoming a demon you are immortal, sort of, you can be decapitated by a special type of sword or burned if in sunlight, unlike other demons im considered to be special, I’m a good demon and fought other demons that would attempt devouring humans, I have never eaten a human and I never planned to…” she said nearly rambling, she let that sink in, “so… instead of eating humans I’ve adapted to gain energy from sleeping… and Eywa allowed me to eat normal food…” she finished waiting for any sort of reaction, “that explains why you’re so strong, and I am able to tell you’re telling the truth.” Neytiri said hugging Nezuko again while also petting her head, everyone else nodded as to agree with Neytiri, “oh I should probably show you guys something!” Nezuko suddenly said, Neytiri gently let Nezuko go while smiling confused, Nezuko suddenly grew into her full form surprising the Sullys and spider, “wait what!” Lo’ak says as she’s now just over 6ft tall, with a horn on her head and visible vine patterns on her skin, Kiri is now staring even more than everyone else, “you look so cool!” Kiri says, this makes Nezuko slightly flustered which got coo’s from Neytiri as Neteyam, Lo’ak and spider stare at her in jealousy since she got Nezuko to be flustered.

After all of that the day went great, Nezuko turned back to her normal age and helped around the clan, everyone that she helped was grateful and also coo’ing over her adorableness, also poor Kiri who was internally panicking whenever Nezuko was around due to now crushing on her.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I’m sort of having writers block, it’s due to multiple things but anyways I’m glad I could write this chapter for anyone who enjoys the story!! Have a lovely day bye!

Qualms and ferocity

Prologue

?’s POV

‘Life is the road to death… like all good things it must come to an end or there will be more bad than good… but why is it that all I feel is pain..?’ Is what I thought was right after dying who knows how long ago…

‘It’s been what feels like both seconds and a millennium…! But at least I no longer feel the same pain as right after my death, though the void I find myself in is beginning to feel… cramped??’ I thought confused before hearing extremely muffled but slightly recognisable voices from beyond the void.

‘Wait are those voices I can hear… wait why does it feel like i’m moving..? Maybe I can force my way out..?’ I thought before pushing with all my might…

THIRD POV

As Dr Wu and Hammond talked about the progress of how the third batch of trial dinosaur eggs were doing they heard a cracking noise from the incubator…

“Oh! We have our first dinosaur that has survived the egg…! This is wonderful news!!” Hammond said delighted.

“This is wonderful, to think that even one has survived from all the ways we tried bringing them back… maybe we should name her, I mean should she survive you would have her at the park eventually” Dr Wu stated calmly.

“For some odd reason I can’t quite place I have the feeling to name her ‘Lily’ and something tells me she’s going to be unlike any other dinosaur that hatches…” Hammond replies.

Matriarch/Lily’s POV

‘Those two look familiar… wait did they say dinosaur??? Did I become a dinosaur???’ I thought confused and terrified before clearing my head, ‘if I’m a dinosaur… and I also know those voices, does that mean… DR WU AND HAMMOND?!?!!?!!?!!’ I thought even more confused, ‘I’m in the Jurassic Park/world universe…. And from what they’ve said, it seems as though this was before they were originally going to crack the code on bringing the dinosaurs back…’ I thought while still slightly freaking out, ‘next question is, what type of dinosaur am I…’ I finally thought…

Third POV

“Lily is a nice name… maybe not the most appropriate name for a velociraptor but i also think the name suits her…” Dr Wu replied after a while, “can I hold her?” Hammond asked Wu while stepping closer, “she’s fragile at this stage so be careful, also we don’t know how she will react to humans…” Wu responded.

Hammond gently picked Lily up and held her, as he did this she just sat there calmly which shocked both men, slowly Hammond started gently petting Lily, and she started rumbling as if purring…

“Goodness! She seems to be purring, this is a wonderful breakthrough!” Hammond said delighted, “I had no idea it was possible… maybe if she continues being docile she might not even need to be contained…” Wu said before chuckling, “that’s a question for the far future… we need to get her something to eat and to drink before anything else” Wu stated, “agreed, since we weren’t expecting her to hatch so soon we don’t have anything for her to really eat… but maybe we could try giving her some of the fish for now?” Hammond replied, “that should work until the supply of meat comes in next week…” Wu responded with a slightly worried tone, “ok, you cut up some fish, while I follow you to the kitchen to get her some water” Hammond said before booping Lily which in turn caused her to sneeze…

End of prologue!

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Part 1 & 2!

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Dying by a car in an arcade was not exactly expected… like how?!?! Anyways…

As you sit in a pitch black void after your death, you heard a voice… “oh dear child… I’m sorry I wasn’t able to stop your death… I’ll send you to a world where you can live a life you have dreamt of… and as a gift you will gain the ability to become the strongest and do anything you wish child…” the mysterious voice said, ‘thank you’ you thought unable to do anything but hear, “child I have only one thing to warn you about… you will face those that will shock you… oh wait also immortality, bye my child!” The voice said, everything turned bright white…

You awoke in a beautiful forest next to a stream, you got up and walked to the stream to see your reflection, there you saw yourself looking 15 again but Genshin style, wearing a beautiful comfortable corset with a blue dress that stops where your thigh-highs end, ‘wow! My outfit looks similar to Venti’s almost! I love it!’ You thought while admiring yourself, once you were done you started looking around attempting to figure out where exactly you are, then you paused while seeing a bright light coming from the opposite way the sun just set, you walked over seeing bunnies run away from said area, ‘no fucking way! Is that Venti!?!?’, “eeee!” You squeal causing him to look your way, as he lands his eyes oh you he stalls, ‘oh shit he spotted me!’ You thought, you started blushing while embarrassed not noticing him walking up to you, he took your hand and kissed it causing you to short circuit for a second, “it’s lovely to meet you, but if I may ask why are you out here alone miss?” He asked tenderly, “a-ah well you see.. I just woke up somewhere near here a while ago… I’m lost and don’t know where I am” you say looking up to meet his tender gaze, which in turn makes you blush more, “would you care to accompany me miss..?” He asks, “s-sure! Also I’m y/n! What’s your name sir?” You asked kindly, Venti smiles which causes you to blush again, “I’m Venti… or you can call me love~, shall we get going..?” He asked just as tender, “s-sure Venti” you say shyly, he readjusted his hand so the two of you were holding hands softly, “let’s get going then!” He states happily while walking to Mondstadt with you in tow following like a small puppy.

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You watched Venti sing and play his lyre next to the apple stand, little kids watching in awe of him, ‘oh my god i just remembered what’s going to be happening… well fuck…’ you thought, “that’ll be 5 silvers for the bard~” you heard Venti say, you rummaged through your pocket and suddenly felt a pouch of coins, ‘oh thank goodness… oh wait he’s started another song so he’ll get his apple soon… might as well buy one for myself and some for later incase…’ you thought agreeing with yourself, by this time Venti was done and the man was about to start his next sentence before Venti called you over, “hello sir!” You say shyly to greet the man, “hello miss” he replied kindly before starting to talk with Venti again, you looked at the apples and picked a few before taking out the pouch of coins and asking him something, “how much for these 7 apples sir?” You asked still shyly, “70 coins” he said still being kind, “okay! Here you go!” You said giving him the 70 coins, you waited while they talked, just zoning out, suddenly you came back to reality when Venti took your hand and started leading you away.

Soon you found yourself in the crowd at the castle area where the nobles are, Venti still held your hand softly, he looked at you softly before he ran out of the crowd with you in tow, you got to see the woman throw the Harpstrum, ‘shit I zoned out again!’ You thought, you saw the brat of a prince walk near the Harpstrum, before he could reach it Venti let go of your hand briefly to pick up the Harpstrum so that the brat couldn’t, you zoned out again before Venti took your hand and he started running away with you and the Harpstrum… then on the run Venti face planted into Vanessa, and he let go of you, you and him both hid behind Vanessa, you zoned out again, ‘it’s soon that Mondstadt will be free once more, as well as Vanessa and her clan! I need to thank Venti when he does that!’ You thought smiling softly, Venti took your hand again, before the two of you made an escape…

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That’s the first 2 parts without any authors notes~!

Y e s d o i t n o w

people be like: “genderbent venti”

and then just put him in a skirt as if he wouldn’t wear that anyway.

i raise the much more interesting concept: genderbent venti but she’s a tomboy. because. because regular venti is a femboy? get it? :3