Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

some guy was trying to climb out of the bucket so me and my buddies yoinked him back in

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

Producing the fastest, most expensive and chaotic doorstopper graphic novel of all time by taking a 300 page script, drawing rough character references of all the characters, and then commissioning 300 different artists to draw each page individually with no further context.

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

There's a fine line between letting go of your fear of being cringe and accepting your genuine self completely and wholeheartedly, and becoming a completely unhinged shameless gross little feral animal, and I'm going to snort it.

“The spiders are finite” factoid actualy just statistical error. average spiders are infinite. Finite-spiders Georg, who lives in cave & is a countable number of spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The spiders are finite

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss