The Universe (through My Biology Class) Taught Me Something Today: Algae Isn't A Plant.
The universe (through my biology class) taught me something today: Algae isn't a plant.
My life is a lie.
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lets make a videogame how hard can it be
obi-wan is my favorite character in anything ever because the cosmic forces that control the universe literally have it in for him specifically and this is something thats flat out stated on multiple occasions and literally everyone knows including obi-wan himself but he just keeps on sadly careening from one disaster to another as everyone he cares about dies in increasingly horrible and tragic ways while wisecracking every 5 minutes like it’s going out of style and somehow managing to become the sluttiest magic monk in the galaxy to cope. icon.
Broke energy homophobes think gays are all about sex? About getting dong? About shirtless lesbians? Fools. May I present to you the gayest media I’ve ever laid eyes upon and yet
The only dick here is Gabriel.
Just AAAAWWWW!
Renarin makes speeches.
The Mandalorian and the Child ✴️🚀🌕
Happy birthday Kakashi Sensei 💙!!!
Y'know I've watched a lot of movies with children who get powers or go on adventures and do dumb shit and face tragedy and all but oh boy... Look at this child, guys. Never before has a movie made me feel like this so viscerally. This is a child. A CHILD. A babey. He's going through so much. Kids should never have to go through so much.
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
