Doogiehowserluvrs - Ohio Wesleyan's Offical Humor Magazine

Sean Baker is like the John Steinbeck of sex workers

this is the post that single handedly inspired this accounts conception

pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

chuckle sandwich but its political theory

“Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?” but its "Would you rather have security, but no freedom or freedom, unlimited freedom, but no freedom?"

every friendship archetype is skully and mulder and every (gay) relationship archetype is merlin and arthur

"Girls want Mr. Darcy" yeah but freaks want David Cronenburg's Crash (1996) on blu-ray

I’m coining the term “bullshit all the way down” NO ONE needs to know where I got that one. It was all me.

The first episode of One Tree Hill:

Nathan: Heyyy you wanna go tip a few cows with me maybe?

Peyton: Ehh no I don't think so

Nathan: YOU BITCH GO BE A EMO LOSER ALONE IN YOUR CLOSET

Me going about my day, content with my americanism, academic intellect, and general city slicker attitude

As soon as I watch Yellowstone (2023): God I could NEVER be a cowboy

Why did Nolan cast Matt Damon as Odysseus and Tom Holland as Telemachus when Denzel Washington and Ayo Edebiri were right there.

Josh Schwartz the man you are

How did this man have a hand in creating The O.C, Chuck, Gossip Girl, Hart of Dixie, The Runaways, The Carrie Diaries, and Looking for Alaska. He lives inside our brains whether we want him to or not.