‘Sweeps’ Kimia Under The Rug In Favor Of Space Quest

I thought that hasn’t let me alone for a bit is that a tfa Whirl would still be under the thumb of the high council, and, well, to keep him there they would need to provide..incentives

Someone tossed a coloring page at me today~riiight after 4 separate people asked if I was a murderer.

Turns out, there was a thriller themed scavenger hunt on campus tonight and I must have looked the part

This bit is wonderful XD

Soooo... if one is taking a walk, say, oh, 12 hours after reading a certain fic. And like, a certain line of a certain chapter of a certain fic inadvertent and without warning pops into ones head and causes ones knees to turn to jelly... yeah. Like, is there something I should do about that? Or, like, take? Anything? Asking... for reasons.

Do consult your fic professional of choice as soon as possible (which you have wisely done). It may be helpful to let them know which line/s specifically caused your distress, although it’s probably not required.

Your symptoms, while disorienting at first, are absolutely normal after having consumed intoxicating fictional content. You may also experience some inconveniently timed daydreaming, vacant staring, and very mild chest pains if you have not already. Arousal at inopportune moments can also be a side effect, though that varies from individual to individual. Some readers find these sensations unpleasant, though others grow to enjoy them and even seek them out, particularly the chest pains and arousal, sometimes (confounding though it may sound) in combination. This makes fiction much like any other mild stimulant that can bring about altered states.

Recommended treatments include re-reading, reading other similar works or works by similar fiction professionals, telling others to read the same work, combing through comments, and/or reacting through meta commentary, artwork, or other media. Fantasizing at length may also be helpful if you don’t have the time or inclination for any of the above. Oh, and drink water. It’s unrelated, but let’s be real, you probably need to.

Please consult with your fellow fans if you have a dizzy spell of bliss lasting more than four hours. Collective squealing and sharing of gifs and emojis can alleviate immediate symptoms, though paradoxically it may also prolong the condition over time.

Also -- thank you!!!

CM

(Presumably this refers to the latest chapter of this story)

What goes around,

Comes around.

@silverskye13​'s fic Casting Rain is still the best Undertale fic I've ever read.

And that is when Ravage decided they hated this planet

I did not think that in the year 2021 I would be forcibly yeeted back to 2015 because I happened to walk past someone playing a SNL skit but here we are.

Doodles inspired by a lovely fanfic called “Something Wicked” which is authored by Turcote (known on here as Thepaisleyelf) Relatively short, but with wonderfully vivid descriptions it makes for a fun read (and it’s got that angst if ya know what I mean OwO). The like is below if you want to check it out!! But also… PONYTAIL CROWLEY, oh-my-gersh, so CUTE!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19878031

EEEEEEEEEEEE!

The time is almost upon us, prepare for this is all Hallows' Eve, which means the zine should be released tomorrow!

We are doing this thing for charity so if you want to to help a kid have a happier Halloween follow the link for instructions on how to order!

https://abigspookyfanzine.tumblr.com/post/632997818252050433/orders-are-now-open

CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT: @doodle-machine

Whatcha investigatin’ there, Dog? 👀

Where's the fic where Megatron shows up to a secluded mining town intending to take over (harvest the coal for energon, cause general mayhem, destroy the place as he leaves so the autobots can't use it later[ya know, the usual]) but before he can do that he notices the similarities to his previous occupation and how bad the working conditions are and just goes "no, I'm fixing this"

He gets rid of the previous management and sets up a fair labor deal with the workers to send the coal to the decepticons in exchange for proper payment, supplies, and use of cybertronian technology to improve safety standards.

Megatron makes sorta vauge threats about staying loyal/the consequences of engaging with autobots but the humans don't mind because most of his visits to "ensure they are staying true to their word" ends up with him at someone's house having a quiet conversation late into the night about politics and workers rights.

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Late at night when Soundwave encounters Megatron slipping back onto the nemesis:

"Soundwave: has query"

"Don't start. Starscream has his little pets, I am allowed this"

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Megatron to the humans: *Krog voice* hey man, wanna join my revolution?

It’s a simple question, right?