Hiccup: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Ruffnut: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tuffnut: I personally was created in a lab.
Snotlout: I just straight up spawned lol.
[Clint and Natasha fighting]
Natasha: In fact, you just lost ‘Nat’ privileges. From now on, you can call me ‘Romanoff’ or ‘hey, you’.
Clint: Come on, Nat.
Natasha: [ignores Clint]
Clint: Come on, hey you.
Hiccup: I ran into Tuffnut in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he looked me dead in the eyes, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.
Fishlegs: I fell—
Snotlout: From heaven?
Fishlegs: No, I literally fell—
Snotlout: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Fishlegs: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Snotlout: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Me: I’m actually feeling pretty good about myself for once
Life: omg I’m so sorry I’ll fix that right away
Snotlout: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Dagur: I care too much about other people's feelings. It's always been my fatal flaw.
Hiccup: Dagur, I don't think—
Dagur: No, no, not now, brother. I'm growing as a person.
During HTTYD 1:
Snotlout: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Hiccup: What club?
Snotlout: The hating Hiccup club.
Hiccup: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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