Crash

April fool's? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That's a weak mindset. That's low perfomance 📉 👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓 The grind 💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌ ⛔️ I am in it for the long run 🔛🏃‍♀️ No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

So I played Among Us for the first time today... And made some bros

This was their reaction when I told them i had to leave and said I will cherish all of them, especially squid,,

I already fucking love this game.

Happy Ides of March!!

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

*sheds a tear* a much simpler time, a more innocent mind.

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

these are also animals

Original by @elektronx

Please reblog this version as well y'all!

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

I envy people who can fall asleep as soon as their heads make contact with a cushion. I am lying in bed awake at 1 in the morning thinking about how I am horrible at socializing. Tell me your methods please .

To socialize and sleep.