What Is There To Say

if i ever get over my social awkwardness overall clumsyness and lack of dedication i will be a chaotic force.

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

WE’RE GETTING AN EXTRA HOUR OF DESTIEL LETS GOOOO

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

Chuck when he went to Becky for help.

Ever since you where born you’ve heard stories about the goddess of your world. It’s said that she creates everything in the world by making sculptures and paintings. Recently, many new species of plants and animals have been discovered only for them to become extinct soon after.

One night you wake up to find a glowing figure sitting at your desk, surrounded by crumpled up sheets of paper. She turns to you and says, “Hey, you think you could help me out? I’ve been having some serious art block recently”

This is one for the OGs

21st night of September Thursday

Someone on Twitter said this would’ve done numbers on Tumblr in 2015. So here you go Tumblr.