I Could Not For The Life Of Me Think Of Any Ramones Puns😭

Bruce: He's Brian. *points to a fake bird on his shoulder*

Bruce: I'm Maiden.

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Band themed Valentine's Day cards (1)

Created February 11th, 12th, and 13th, 2022

I will 100% be doing more of these; the lack of variety of the people in what I have so far disappoints me, and I still have a couple lines extra to finish. This is only really being posted now because I want to post this before Valentines Day is over in the UK, lol

The line "Are you ready to ride the lightning?" is credited to anonymous

Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3

Lars speaks to the concert crowd in Danish

Part Two, Part Three

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Lars: We're gonna bring a hammer and some nails, right?

Someone: Yeah, why?

Lars: Good.

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Interviewer: What do y'all do for recreation?

James: Drink, skate.

Kirk: Skate, drink.

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Gifs from Exodus' 1988 London, England concert

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Bruce: Okay, let's talk about life insurance.

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

One of the things that made Dave Mustaine not be a satanist was that he heard that he had to have sex with a satanic priest in order to be one.

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wait, is it possible to ask myself stuff?

APPARENTLY YOU CAN ASK YOURSELF QUESTIONS, THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO FUNNY TO ME, HELP

Hello hello, I figure I should make a pinned post explaining my existence eventually :)

I am mostly Dysti here on Tumblr, some people call me other stuff :D Draco, Javes, and Vapor off the top of my head

this blog -> mostly "informational" stuff about bands, also other band related stuff that took enough time out of my day to put together, here's a cool link to a tag master-ish list. I don't exist here very often now unfortunately but maybe eventually

@sobbingdistantnoises -> sideblog for existing in general, I basically treat it as if it was my main even though it's not, hi mutuals

@noisesdistantsobbing -> spam reblog blog

distant-sobbing-noises.neocities.org -> my website!

@metallica-zine -> a Metallica fanzine put together by me with the help of a lot other people!! I think it's pretty cool, one issue is out and #2's creation will hopefully start soon :)

@incorrect-iron-maiden-quotes -> I did this daily once upon a time and then gave up after half a year

+ 25 other sideblogs I will not disclose at this time :)