Rob: Do You Know Where Your Children Are? They're All Burning On Turbo Power!

Alexi describes Janne's piano playing

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Hello hello, I figure I should make a pinned post explaining my existence eventually :)

I am mostly Dysti here on Tumblr, some people call me other stuff :D Draco, Javes, and Vapor off the top of my head

this blog -> mostly "informational" stuff about bands, also other band related stuff that took enough time out of my day to put together, here's a cool link to a tag master-ish list. I don't exist here very often now unfortunately but maybe eventually

@sobbingdistantnoises -> sideblog for existing in general, I basically treat it as if it was my main even though it's not, hi mutuals

@noisesdistantsobbing -> spam reblog blog

distant-sobbing-noises.neocities.org -> my website!

@metallica-zine -> a Metallica fanzine put together by me with the help of a lot other people!! I think it's pretty cool, one issue is out and #2's creation will hopefully start soon :)

@incorrect-iron-maiden-quotes -> I did this daily once upon a time and then gave up after half a year

+ 25 other sideblogs I will not disclose at this time :)

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Bruce Dickinson once bought a suit of armor at a gas station in Miami.

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Band themed Valentine's Day cards (2)

Created February 14, 2022

Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3

Someone: Where'd you get that shirt, man?

Dave: Actually...I got it at my closet.

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Interviewer: Where did Judas Priest start?

KK: At the beginning, I think.

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Interviewer: Bruce-

Bruce: Bruce. That's my bird. *points to a fake bird on his shoulder*

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Interviewer: Salut, c'est Jean Jacques pour Music Plus et suis ici backstage avec Lars de Metallica pour faire un interview aujourd'hui. On a voir la ce qu'il a...a dire. [Translation: Hello, it's Jean Jacques for Music Plus, and I'm here backstage with Lars of Metallica to do an interview today. We'll see what he has to say.]

Lars: Do you want me to translate that for you?

Interviewer: Yeah, in Danish please.

Lars: Hello, I am John Something, and you're watching me say plus, and we're backstage at the enormo dome in Montreal, right? And, uh, getting ready to do a rock show, man! God damn it, let's go!

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Metallica debates on how many times they should fuck your mother

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How similar is your music taste to shirts James wore in the 80s?

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