Omg The Inside Says "shattle"

Yayyyy... Killer hamsters. Watch some terrible disease come from this. JK... Hopefully.

New York Post

Gene-editing experiment turns cute hamsters into ‘aggressive’ beasts

Once gene-spliced, the hamsters exhibited “high levels of aggression towards other same-sex individuals,” the professor said, regardless of

...oh no

Just.... What the Fuck

This is so embarrassing he really made an AI that tells people he's funny and cool.

March 15 2005 4/15/05

I haven't had much time to write the past couple weeks.

I've been busy y'know aranging my death and all.

It's strangly cathartic.

Watching my entire life all slowly fade away.

No.

It's not my life.

I get to decide my life from now on.

I need a new name.

“Young foxes near my friends house”

(Source)

Saving this for later.

I read this to the tune of "rocking around the Christmas tree"

Take that however you will.

Slutting around the library, pretending to read books so everyone thinks I’m smart (I’m not)

I am a prophet.

Last night I dreamt that Drawfee's newest bit was just saying "are you telling me these pants are hot?" and "these sure are some hot pants." over and over again.

“Right, you in the white coat, get to work on curing this disease.”

“But I’m not a virologist, I work with animals and study their behaviour.”

“Just do science.”

“But my degree is in——“

“Do. Science.”