It's Supposed To Say Glizzy. Not Grizzly.

torn between the competing desires to be polyamorous and not-at-all-amorous

Boops!!!!!

WE SOLVED IT THIS IS HOW CATS WEAR PANTS!!

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

HEY YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

CATSUNE MIKUUUUUU

catsune miku

NutSUCKER is my fav

LIBERAL company be like

hydroGAY

ghost PERSON

HRT lizard

COMMUNIST bug

nutSUCKER

BISEXUAL spider

bracken

THEY/THEM-head

tfw you somehow code a cellular infant copy of yourself into reality (more to come!)