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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

I need more modern AU fics where Binghe is an absolute canon-compliant freak. People don’t go far enough with giving him blood parasite equivalents. Binghe deserves to bug his phone. Binghe deserves to put a house arrest anklet on him. Binghe deserves to microchip him.

Ive seen a number of posts lately about how Xie Lian is internally harsh and everyone is protected from his judgement purely bc xl is so polite, and its really making me want to write a one shot where like for 24 hours he's cursed to speak his mind no filter. Like the movie Liar Liar. And everyone just gets their shit wrecked for a full day except Hua Cheng who gets incredibly validated by all the compliments lmao.

Even better if theyre ALL CURSED. Omg.

If its been done someone point me to the fic.

mr sunshine please come to tumblr we would love to have you

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

Mood

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