Do You Think Jaskier’s Lovers From Before He Was A Travelling Bard Called Him Jules? (Short For Julian)

Honestly I don’t want Geralt to appear in the Witcher 4. I want Ciri to get a package halfway through with a letter like

“hey kid, hope your doing well. The sun is still shining in Toussaint so Dandelion bought me a sunhat on his last visit. Yen hates it. We’re testing a new fermentation procedure so I send you a bottle of wine. If it doesn’t taste good you can just throw it at a wyvern. Also the duchess invited us to another banquet :((. Anyway have fun on the path, kiss some women, your mom and I love you bye”

And that’s it. Let the old man have his retirement please!

Still getting over the fact that they actually followed up King, KING, that intense, soul extracting experience of a song with PRUNING SHEARS?!?!? ONE OF THE BEST LOVE SONGS IN HISTORY?!?!? LIKE WHAT???? PARDON????

I love sneaking the Amazing Devil references into my fanfics, it’s a lil treat for the TAD bitches and it’ll go right over the heads of the not TAD bitches

YOU ARE THE DRIFTWOOD AND THE RIFT

YOU WERE RAISED BY WOLVES AND VOICES

Joey rly said “lets bury this” and proceeded to drop some profound shit and buried me with it

Still not over Joey's strained vocals during the final chorus of the Horror and the Wild

Nothing like laying in bed, listening to music,staring into the abyss, and creating unhinged scenarios

I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't

Does anyone know of a Dan Lewis from Doctor Who x reader fanfic????? I've been digging through the very depths of tumblr, ao3, and wattpad (I got desperate) but I have found NOTHING. please help, I need this craving to be satisfied