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How Jane Seymour would tell you she loves you:

Hovering at the door- She asks you how your day was and if you want a snack before dinner. She doesn’t want to intrude on you so she waits to be invited in.

Baking- she learns all your favourite recipes, and even adjusts other ones to fit your taste. ultimate mum/grandma friend. 

Stroking your hair- whenever, where ever. she does this without realizing, and it’s a habit she can’t break, and honestly, no one wants her to break it.

“my love”- people who say this are the best people in the world, and I love them. she slips this into a lot of her sentences, and it always makes people feel comforted.

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

one aspect of the narnia films i feel like we don't talk about enough is they're funny too. they're so well written because they're incredibly earnest and heartfelt and brutally sad at times, but they also know just when to drop a funny line to catch you off guard and make you laugh. some of my fav moments:

edmund "perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled" pevensie

"we could all use the fresh air :)" "it's not like there isn't air inside."

[while preparing to run for their lives] "do you think we'll need jam?" "only if the witch serves tea!"

followed by "you should have brought a map" "there wasn't room next to the jam!"

"everyone's staring at us." [the most little sister voice ever] "maybe they think YOU look weird."

peter, full angst mode: "don't you ever get tired of being treated like a kid?" edmund: "...we ARE kids."

they're literally being pulled into another world and edmund's like shut up i'm NOT holding your hand peter

caspian saying he thought peter would be older and peter immediately being like WELL if you like we can just come back in a few years—

"you are a mouse." "*sigh* i was hoping for something a bit more original." -> "you're a mouse." "you people have no imagination."

reepicheep preparing to kill caspian and asking trufflehunter if he has a good reason for interrupting vs nikabrik immediately saying "he doesn't. go ahead."

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

Percy Jackson episode 6 + text posts

Made by SunnyVids.

My Anidala Headcanons

I wanted to do some Anidala Headcanons cause they are my OTP!!! So here we go!

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Anakin spends all his allowance from Obi Wan on Padme.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Both. Depends on who is more tired.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Anakin loves showing off his six-pack and Padme’s more cautious about making it look like they are not a couple. 

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Anakin, that’s canon.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Anakin is too much of a hazard to have in the kitchen, Padme cooks. 

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

Anakin ships him and Padme sooo much and will point to any romantic literature and be like that’s us and Padme is just like not really.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Padme puts on Anakin’s robes and makes fun of him by saying his cringey pick up lines.

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Padme is both of these she will run errands all day and the one time she asks Anakin to do anything he forgets to.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

Anakin drives and Padme gives directions.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Padme would pose reluctantly and Anakin would spend hours drawing her and it will just look like a nice stick figure. So he would beg Padme to draw him and she would only take 20 and it would be a masterpiece. 

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Anakin of course backflips and Padme just got stuck being there.  

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Anakin would have the drinking problem and Padme would stop him.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Anakin, that is what he spends his allowance on.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Anakin.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Anakin only because Padme doesn’t want to deal with it but if he wasn’t around she could deal with it. 

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Anakin always. 

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

Padme’s sister Sola, she is just like you maybe cute but if you hurt my sister I will kill you. 

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Anakin. 

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Padme is the parent focused on the kids having a good education, doing their chores and eating well, but is pretty trusting of them and lets them go out with friends. Anakin likes to hang out with his kids and be the fun dad, but when it comes to them hanging out with friends he’s super strict and wants them to be at home and is less trusting. 

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Padme has perfect grammar, Anakin types with numbers and letters. 

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Anakin protects Padme, its fucking cannon.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Anakin makes bad puns obviously, just look at his flirting. 

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Anakin would definitely get a puppy and Padme would be like when are we ever home to take care of it.

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Anakin.

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

Padme is out in the senate debating really well, while Anakin is there wishing he could say “that’s my wife!!”

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

Anakin has a whole photo album.

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Padme would give Anakin a makeover.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Neither, they don’t have time for pets.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Anakin.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Anakin would always want to go to Naboo in the lake country since that is where their relationship blossomed and Padme is like the Lake Country? Again??

Questions Credit: @otp-imagines-cult

i had a thought

In this moment, I am humanity, I write. The last of my kind. 

Of course, this isn’t true, but the one thing the invasion hasn’t sucked out of me is my dramatics.

Before the aliens came I was Samantha, an average girl who was averagely good at everything. Now I'm a prodigy of gunmanship. A side effect of using a Remington 700 for the past few months. Remy is my pride and joy, my last true companion, the only thing left I can trust. I trust her with my life, which is a good thing seeing as it’s the last thing I have left to defend myself with.

Now I don’t know who I am. The invasion has taken everything from me. 

Every day I run, I find shelter, I write in this stupid journal hoping that something good will happen. But it never works. Of course it never works. The aliens don’t care, why would they? 

I sit up. The woods are silent, not uncommon considering I haven’t seen another human for weeks. But even now, they are silent- no birds chirping, no trees laughing, no breeze whispering. But a strange electric current hangs in the air, humming gently and tickling the backs of my ears and neck. 

I am not alone.