Dates Cathy And Anne Would Go On

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

SIX the musical characters as things me and my friends have said bc I’m bored and I say so

Aragon: Jesus didn’t finish highschool so why should I?

Boleyn: Who needs a boyfriend when you have broadway?

Seymour: Its always a good day when you wake up and you know who you are

Cleves: bitch you’d better shut up before I hit you with my laptop

Howard: she who completes her homework is the she I don’t mess with

Parr: if I am still single by the time I’m fifty I’ll marry a man

As for the fanfic where Thalia is sent to the school of mortals - very interesting!! Tell everything! You can ask for it somewhere

So the synopsis goes something like this: After the war and so many dead or dying, the camp needs to find more demigods, to keep them protected and out of the way of Kronos’s followers who survived the war. So Artemis enlists some of her hunters to go into the mortal world- more specifically their schools- and find those demigods. 

It would take place in Manhattan/Washington Heights, and Thalia has to blend in with the other students. What she doesn’t count for is people being interested in her past, and she needs to protect her identity and her past- which is quickly catching up to her.

Thalia soon falls for a girl, and she deals with the emotions of both liking someone, and the wrath she will face if Artemis finds out.

She makes new friends and makes amends with old ones. But the real question is, who should she trust? When the war has just finished, there are those who seek to relight the match and make the fire burn even brighter. 

It is Thalia’s job to stop that from happening.

tit!obsessed steve rogers headcanon 🎀

sometimes —90% of the time— the only thing that would be running through steve’s mind would be your stunningly, plump and perfect tits. he would salivate at the thought. envisioning you on his lap, your bare back against his chest as he squeezed and fondled your breasts all while kissing and biting at your neck, drinking in your moans.

the day that he found out you could literally have an orgasm with him only teasing and touching your nipples — he almost had a heart attack. he replayed that day on his mind literally 24/7. it was damn near the hottest thing he’d ever seen in his life. and you better believe that everytime you two get frisky again, he always starts off with your overly sensitive tits, begging to see you cum again from him just licking and sucking on those nipples.

“c’mon, baby… give it to me…” he groaned against your nipple as he had you straddling his lap. his voice was muffled since he practically had his face smushed on your breast, licking and sucking while his other hand pinched and rolled your other nipple between his fingers. you moaned deliciously, throwing your head back. your fingers were caught in his hair, pulling him closer as he groaned into your skin.

“mmmmh… baby..” you gasped, eyes shut as your brows tented upwards, lips parting in a big O.

“that’s right, sweetheart…” he growled against your tit, his lips moving onto the next one, taking your nipple in between his teeth. “cmon… yeah…” he encouraged you as your moans grew more louder and desperate by the second.

before he knew it, you doubled over him, your fingers swiftly sneaking down to play with your clit as you orgasmed with a shaky moan, your thighs trembling around him. you panted as he reluctantly pulled his mouth away from your tits, his hands still fondling them. “fuck… you’ve no idea what you do to me.” he growled, hooking his arms around your thighs and throwing you down onto the bed, hovering over you and smashing his lips against yours.

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

Anakin and Padme Modern AU Headcanons [Does this one have a happier ending?]

The modern AU ends nicer because I want it to. Andbecause there’s no Jedi and no slavery and no Force.

they meet at college

Padme is the political science major from a rich, respected family that’s hoping for a career in politics and is involved in all sorts of activity at the college

Anakin is the engineering major from the bad part of town who only got in through a stipendia and also works a lot to support his mother

they don’t really get each other at first

then Padme organizes a rally against a law that would push down the minimum wage

Anakin, who through his mother has always been very aware of social justice problems, and has seen his mother work at minimum wage joins in

he makes multpile wry suggestions as to how to maybe make it more accesible for people who don’t study at college

Padme is very confused and also a bit pissed about this, because really, it’s supposed to be college rally

Anakin points out that the people who will suffer most if the minimum wage is pushed down are those who couldn’t go to college in the first place

Padme is suitably ashamed of herself, though she does her best not to show it

they end up organizing the rally together

it’s a huge success

Shmi comes, too, and Padme is really, really impressed by this lady who raised her son alone and also seems to have raised half the village she’s from, and also knows a ton about politics

afterwards, Anakin and Padme kinda become the go to duo for social justice rallys and things

Anakin ropes in that professor he’s known forever, Professor Kenobi, quite often

(Padme is never quite sure how Anakin met Professor Kenobi, they tell a different story every time)

Anakin developes a crush on her like, immediately

Padme doesn’t really

she’s convinced that she does not have time for dating

it’s only after like, a year that she realizes that for all intents and purposes, she and Anakin behave like a couple. He even brings her flowers sometimes!

she mentions it the next time they see each other

he just grins and asks if that means he’s allowed to kiss her

and well, that’s that

they have long, passionate discussions of social inequality and such things

Padme is an idealist, Anakin rather cynical

he never quite gets over his distrust in the governmental authorities

not in the conspiracy theorist way, but in the “they don’t care about the poorer people” way

it’s not like he’s that wrong, really

Padme’s family does not approve of Anakin. At all

Shmi likes Padme, though

Luke and Leia are still kinda an accident, born a year after Padme graduated and while Anakin is still in college

they get a shotgun wedding after that

Modern au ♻️ based on original designs

Jet's leg muscle really gives the basketball player vibe so i did 👆

people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

tag yourself, trope edition